{"id":260,"date":"2007-11-19T22:06:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-20T05:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=260"},"modified":"2007-11-19T22:06:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-20T05:06:00","slug":"cardigan-corduroy-cat-and-cock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/cardigan-corduroy-cat-and-cock\/","title":{"rendered":"Cardigan, Corduroy, Cat and Cock"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today’s post is sponsored by the letter “C”!<\/p>\n

If you’re loving chunky knits this season, you need to check out this awesome ’70s c<\/span>ardigan<\/a>. Happy bidding!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>From Emmapeelpants<\/a>, eBay seller<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

When you’re done bidding (snipe, people, snipe!), tell me, do I want these<\/a> corduroys in “deep eggplant”? Or do I just THINK I want them?<\/p>\n

In non-clothing-related developments, this LOLcat<\/a> made me laugh till I cried real tears. Then I received an alarming email from “Jacques Craft” with the subject line: “Rosanna’s oversize cock.” Well! Someone did not pay attention to my MegaDik<\/a> post, in which I suggested women who plan to grow penises might want to start with small ones. Rosanna clearly thought she knew better and now she’s stuck with an oversize cock! Thank you, Mr. Craft, for passing along this sad story. Please do let me know if Rosanna learns to cope with her jumbo organ. And let this be a lesson to all you would-be penis-growers! MegaDik can be MegaDangerous! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today’s post is sponsored by the letter “C”! If you’re loving chunky knits this season, you need to check out this awesome ’70s cardigan. Happy bidding! From Emmapeelpants, eBay seller When you’re done bidding (snipe, people, snipe!), tell me, do I want these corduroys in “deep eggplant”? Or do I just THINK I want them?…<\/p>\n

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