{"id":254,"date":"2007-11-17T22:15:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-18T05:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=254"},"modified":"2007-11-17T22:15:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-18T05:15:00","slug":"thanks-for-thinking-of-me-roxanne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/thanks-for-thinking-of-me-roxanne\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanks for Thinking of Me, Roxanne"},"content":{"rendered":"

I just got a spam email from “Roxanne C. Murdock.” She told me to buy “MegaDik,” and assured me, “You won’t believe your eyes when you see your new penis size!” Upon reflection, I decided Ms. Murdock’s email was a little off-target because I wouldn’t believe my eyes if I noticed I had grown any penis, even a small one. It wouldn’t have to be a mega penis to astonish me.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>This is one of the photos that came up when I searched Google Images for MegaDik<\/span><\/div>\n

I also question whether a size difference would truly increase my “s’e_xual pleasure,” as Roxanne punctuated it (if I may be so bold as to refer to her by her first name). I might be perfectly satisfied with a tiny penis, and I think it would be unwise to rush into a long-term commitment to any organ that’s so large that I would have difficulty fitting it into my Hanky Panky thong<\/a>. Therefore, with all due respect to Roxanne, I’m not going to buy MegaDik.<\/p>\n

(I hope I’m not gushing, but I will always be deeply thankful to Roxanne for the insight into why the “Murdock\/h” business empire is enlarging so rapidly and even looking up despite hard times for the economy.)<\/p>\n

<\/span>While I bask in the knowledge that I will soon be getting some very interesting traffic information from Google Analytics, I thought I’d share a cute photo with you. A few weeks ago we had to move some furniture in the bedroom and one of the dog beds was pushed into the closet in the commotion. I generally leave things wherever they fall, so the bed is still in the closet. Now Gigi is in the closet too.<\/div>\n

\"\"<\/a>Should I out her? Is that ethical? <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I just got a spam email from “Roxanne C. Murdock.” She told me to buy “MegaDik,” and assured me, “You won’t believe your eyes when you see your new penis size!” Upon reflection, I decided Ms. Murdock’s email was a little off-target because I wouldn’t believe my eyes if I noticed I had grown any…<\/p>\n

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