{"id":24507,"date":"2014-02-22T00:01:20","date_gmt":"2014-02-22T05:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=24507"},"modified":"2014-02-20T17:53:37","modified_gmt":"2014-02-20T22:53:37","slug":"im-waiting-for-the-obtuse-ottoman-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/im-waiting-for-the-obtuse-ottoman-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Waiting for the Obtuse Ottoman Sale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am amused by a giant sign in the window of a Manhattan furniture store.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_24508\" style=\"width: 528px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-24508\" class=\" wp-image-24508 \" alt=\"sofa\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/sofa.jpg\" width=\"518\" height=\"518\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/sofa.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/sofa-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/sofa-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 518px) 100vw, 518px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-24508\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by Stacy Lomman<\/p><\/div>\n<p>How do they know the sofas aren&#8217;t stupid, though? Have IQ tests been given? What if the sofas are street smart and not book smart? And has anyone thought to check the sofas&#8217; emotional intelligence? So many questions here. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am amused by a giant sign in the window of a Manhattan furniture store. How do they know the sofas aren&#8217;t stupid, though? Have IQ tests been given? What if the sofas are street smart and not book smart? And has anyone thought to check the sofas&#8217; emotional intelligence? So many questions here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":24508,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[508],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-24507","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-humor","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24507"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24511,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24507\/revisions\/24511"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}