{"id":24507,"date":"2014-02-22T00:01:20","date_gmt":"2014-02-22T05:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=24507"},"modified":"2014-02-20T17:53:37","modified_gmt":"2014-02-20T22:53:37","slug":"im-waiting-for-the-obtuse-ottoman-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/im-waiting-for-the-obtuse-ottoman-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Waiting for the Obtuse Ottoman Sale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am amused by a giant sign in the window of a Manhattan furniture store.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_24508\" style=\"width: 528px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-24508\" class=\" wp-image-24508 \" alt=\"sofa\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/sofa.jpg\" width=\"518\" height=\"518\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/sofa.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/sofa-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/sofa-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 518px) 100vw, 518px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-24508\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by Stacy Lomman<\/p><\/div>\n<p>How do they know the sofas aren&#8217;t stupid, though? 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