{"id":2389,"date":"2009-09-18T02:36:07","date_gmt":"2009-09-18T06:36:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=2389"},"modified":"2009-09-26T23:28:26","modified_gmt":"2009-09-27T03:28:26","slug":"lick-it-up-baby-lick-it-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/lick-it-up-baby-lick-it-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Lick It Up, Baby. Lick. It. Up."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Darlings, it&#8217;s after 2 AM and I have to get up before noon for a change, so I don&#8217;t have time to tell you all that happened to me last night. Here&#8217;s the short version:<\/p>\n<p>I got an awesome new Francis by Christian Francis Roth piece that I&#8217;m calling the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=zipless%20fuck\" target=\"_blank\">Erica Jong dress<\/a>.&#8221; (Christian&#8217;s name suggestion is &#8220;The Zipless Frock.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div id=\"attachment_2391\" style=\"width: 386px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/pro-detail.php?colid=34&amp;collect=true&amp;id=463\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2391\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2391    \" title=\"zipper-dress_1024\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zipper-dress_1024.jpg\" alt=\"Naturally, I accessorized with the swear rings.\" width=\"376\" height=\"649\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2391\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Naturally, I accessorized with the swear rings.<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I met designer Phillip Lim.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div id=\"attachment_2392\" style=\"width: 379px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2392\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2392   \" title=\"philip-lim\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/philip-lim.jpg\" alt=\"WendyB and PhilipL\" width=\"369\" height=\"491\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/philip-lim.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/philip-lim-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 369px) 100vw, 369px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2392\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">WendyB and PhillipL<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I saw a crazy drunk girl throw up on a nice blogger in the front row of a fashion show. (No pictures. You should thank me for that.)<\/p>\n<p>I saw a model faint on the runway in the same show. At first we thought she was just falling out of her shoe, but she kept wobbling and the model next to her had to half-carry her backstage.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div id=\"attachment_2395\" style=\"width: 345px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2395\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2395 \" title=\"fainting-model_1024\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/fainting-model_1024.jpg\" alt=\"Down she goes.\" width=\"335\" height=\"614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/fainting-model_1024.jpg 559w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/fainting-model_1024-163x300.jpg 163w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 335px) 100vw, 335px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2395\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Down she goes.<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I met a bunch of cool people.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I read<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.marketpublique.com\/content\/more-fashion-week-fun-at-the-ifb-dress-up-soir%C3%A9e\" target=\"_blank\"> Market Publique&#8217;s blog post<\/a> on the <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/new-york-fashion-week-frocks\/\" target=\"_blank\">IFB party<\/a> and<a href=\"http:\/\/prunella-de-ville.blogspot.com\/2009\/09\/10-things-you-may-not-have-known-about.html\" target=\"_blank\"> a bunch of lies<\/a> my <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/coco-chanel-was-wrong\/\" target=\"_blank\">stylist<\/a>, Prunella Jones, made up about me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">That&#8217;s it!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Darlings, it&#8217;s after 2 AM and I have to get up before noon for a change, so I don&#8217;t have time to tell you all that happened to me last night. Here&#8217;s the short version: I got an awesome new Francis by Christian Francis Roth piece that I&#8217;m calling the &#8220;Erica Jong dress.&#8221; (Christian&#8217;s name&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/lick-it-up-baby-lick-it-up\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2390,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[81,65,41],"tags":[239,238],"class_list":{"0":"post-2389","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-christian-francis-roth","8":"category-designers","9":"category-pictures-of-me","10":"tag-amex","11":"tag-philip-lim","12":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2389"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2466,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389\/revisions\/2466"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}