{"id":23599,"date":"2013-12-24T00:01:17","date_gmt":"2013-12-24T05:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=23599"},"modified":"2013-12-22T17:10:52","modified_gmt":"2013-12-22T22:10:52","slug":"santa-claws-on-christmas-eve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/santa-claws-on-christmas-eve\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa Claws Is Coming to Town"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He sees you when you&#8217;re sleeping. He knows when you&#8217;re awake. He knows when you&#8217;ve been bad or good &#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fitzroythecat.tumblr.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-23600\" alt=\"santaclaws\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/santaclaws.jpg\" width=\"498\" height=\"596\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/santaclaws.jpg 498w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/santaclaws-250x300.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; so be good for goodness sake, because Santa Claws looks like one angry S.O.B.! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He sees you when you&#8217;re sleeping. He knows when you&#8217;re awake. He knows when you&#8217;ve been bad or good &#8230; &#8230; so be good for goodness sake, because Santa Claws looks like one angry S.O.B.!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":23600,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[77,101],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-23599","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-cats","8":"category-holidays","9":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23599"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23602,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23599\/revisions\/23602"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}