{"id":2294,"date":"2009-09-13T00:47:04","date_gmt":"2009-09-13T04:47:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=2294"},"modified":"2011-09-16T11:40:57","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T15:40:57","slug":"tartan-two-different-ways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/tartan-two-different-ways\/","title":{"rendered":"Tartan Two Ways and a Broken Clock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Friday, I wore Zang Toi&#8217;s tartan dress to his Spring 2010 show, then changed into a tartan Francis dress for my Fashion&#8217;s Night Out after-party at Christian Francis Roth&#8217;s studio.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2296\" style=\"width: 452px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2296\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2296    \" title=\"zang2\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zang2.jpg\" alt=\"With Zang after his show.\" width=\"442\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zang2.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zang2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 442px) 100vw, 442px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2296\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">With Zang, in the mayhem after his show.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_2297\" style=\"width: 452px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/francisnewyork.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/invasion-of-the-blog-people\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2297\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2297       \" title=\"christian8\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/christian8.jpg\" alt=\"With Christian, in the mayhem of a blogger invasion.\" width=\"442\" height=\"328\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2297\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">With Christian, in the mayhem of a blogger invasion.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Zang&#8217;s presentation was in his showroom. Before it started, I was pondering Miss Universe&#8217;s French pedicure until Ivana Trump sat down in front of me, blocking my view with her ponytail. I asked my <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/WendyBrandes\" target=\"_blank\">Twitter followers<\/a> if I should take a picture of Ivana&#8217;s ponytail. They said yes. Here it is:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2322\" style=\"width: 160px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2322\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2322\" title=\"29132166\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/29132166.jpg\" alt=\"Sorry for the cell-phone camera quality.\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2322\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sorry for the cell-phone camera quality.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The models had to walk down a flight of stairs, which reminded me of M.C. Escher.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2303\" style=\"width: 260px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/M._C._Escher\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2303\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2303\" title=\"250px-eschers_relativity\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/250px-eschers_relativity.jpg\" alt=\"M.C. Escher's &quot;Relativity.&quot;\" width=\"250\" height=\"241\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2303\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">M.C. Escher&#39;s &quot;Relativity.&quot;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Whatever you do, ladies, don&#8217;t look down. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=oh+noes\" target=\"_blank\">Oh noes<\/a>! Too late!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2307\" style=\"width: 287px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0126029\/quotes\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2307\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2307  \" title=\"zangshow1\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zangshow1.jpg\" alt=\"&quot;Shrek, I'm looking down!&quot;\" width=\"277\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zangshow1.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zangshow1-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 277px) 100vw, 277px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2307\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Shrek, I&#39;m looking down!&quot;<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_2308\" style=\"width: 287px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2308\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2308  \" title=\"zangshow3\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zangshow3.jpg\" alt=\"Short skirt? No problem. But some gown-wearing models had a hard time climbing back up.\" width=\"277\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zangshow3.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zangshow3-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 277px) 100vw, 277px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2308\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Short skirt? No problem. But some gown-wearing models had a hard time climbing back up.<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Zang called this his<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Torero\" target=\"_blank\"> Toreros<\/a> collection. He was inspired by bullfighting costumes he saw in Spain. Did I just say &#8220;bullfighting&#8221;?! That&#8217;s a good excuse for some <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/oh-no-they-diint\/\" target=\"_blank\">more<\/a> Bugs Bunny.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"data\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gVwv_1EhitI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gVwv_1EhitI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"425\" height=\"344\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gVwv_1EhitI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gVwv_1EhitI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The Spanish influence meant lots of black beading, epaulettes, flamenco skirts and voluminous sleeves.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2309\" title=\"zangshow4\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zangshow4.jpg\" alt=\"zangshow4\" width=\"277\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zangshow4.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zangshow4-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 277px) 100vw, 277px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It also meant strong brows and bright red lips.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2310\" title=\"zangshow5\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zangshow5.jpg\" alt=\"zangshow5\" width=\"277\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zangshow5.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zangshow5-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 277px) 100vw, 277px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The makeup at Zang&#8217;s show reminded me to bitch about how red lipstick is, once again, the &#8220;in&#8221; look. One of the glossy magazines even had a page on red lipstick &#8220;for all ages,&#8221; which must have made <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/How-Not-Look-Old-Effortless\/dp\/0446699977\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1252810123&amp;sr=8-1\" target=\"_blank\">How Not to Look Old<\/a> author <a href=\"http:\/\/www.palmbeachpost.com\/search\/content\/accent\/epaper\/2009\/05\/17\/a1d_how_not_to_web_0517.html\" target=\"_blank\">Charla Krupp<\/a> weep youthful-looking tears. The periodic revival of red makes me feel like the broken clock that&#8217;s right twice a day, except I&#8217;m only right twice a decade or so. I keep doing my <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/red-lipstick-1-macs-lasting-lust\/\" target=\"_blank\">red<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/red-lipstick-2-ysl-rouge-pur-131\/\" target=\"_blank\">lips<\/a> year in and year out &#8212; for about 20 years now &#8212; and most of the time various fashion gurus are telling me that it&#8217;s aging and terrible and I need to switch to <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/eyes-on-prizes\/\" target=\"_blank\">pink\/nude lips<\/a>. But then, suddenly, and usually for a very short period of time, red lipstick is fresh and chic. Same thing with leopard print, which I also wear<a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/bill-cunningham-loves-parade\/\" target=\"_blank\"> year in<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/i-thought-i-looked-purrfect\/\" target=\"_blank\">year out<\/a>. So many people were appalled by the<a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/leader-of-pack\/\" target=\"_blank\"> blue leopard print Lanvin dress<\/a> that Maggie Gyllenhaal wore to the Golden Globes in January. She got all kinds of &#8220;worst dressed&#8221; comments. A few months later, that same Lanvin print was hot and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/dictionary\/tout%20le%20monde\" target=\"_blank\"><em>tout le monde<\/em><\/a> was wearing it. Anyway, I&#8217;ll be wearing both red lips and leopard when those looks go out again &#8230; and I&#8217;ll still be wearing them when they&#8217;re rediscovered. Again.The late <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/1993\/12\/07\/news\/review-fashion-celebrating-the-flair-that-was-vreeland.html\" target=\"_blank\">Diana Vreeland<\/a> knew what she liked and so do I: Red! And! Leopard! (Zang has consistently been a fan of red lips as well.) By the way, if you&#8217;re looking for a new red for yourself, the lipstick I&#8217;m wearing in the pictures is Chili by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kimara.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Kimara Ahnert<\/a>. To get it, call 212-452-4252 and ask for Christopher. Tell him I sent you.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">After Zang&#8217;s show, I ran through the rain to Christian&#8217;s studio to taste the Champagne before all the gorgeous bloggers arrived to see his spring collection. What?! Someone has to make sure the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.veuve-clicquot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Veuve Clicquot<\/a> is as bubbly as it should be.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You can read my version of the evening <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/invasion-of-the-blog-people\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>. Jennine of The Coveted posted about it<a href=\"http:\/\/the-coveted.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/11\/francis-by-christian-francis-roth\/\" target=\"_blank\"> here<\/a>. Isn&#8217;t she a talented photographer? I love her work. A lot of fashion photography &#8212; whether for magazines or blogs &#8212; seems cold to me. And people pose so pretentiously. Hello! If you&#8217;re wearing tiny denim booty shorts and a sleeveless t-shirt with giant armholes, you are not entitled to have delusions of glamour. Jennine&#8217;s pictures, however, have a intimate, quirky, fun feeling to them. In fact, Jennine&#8217;s photograph of my jewelry appears as the grand finale of the images that cycle through <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">my website&#8217;s homepage<\/a>. Feel free to tell her that she MUST get the Francis jacket she tried on. She looks great in it. I&#8217;m looking forward to seeing posts from the other wimmins soon. I had a hella good time with them, both at the studio and at our dinner at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marseillenyc.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Marseille<\/a> after, where I tasted a lot of Chardonnay. What?! I had to make sure the wine was good enough for all my friends. They deserve the best.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">UPDATED TO ADD: Jennine took a cool picture of a picture I was taking of Christian showing the ladies a Fall 2009 skirt. I know, I know. I need a manicure.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2333\" title=\"3911774702_1c17e676e7-1\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/3911774702_1c17e676e7-1.jpg\" alt=\"3911774702_1c17e676e7-1\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/3911774702_1c17e676e7-1.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/3911774702_1c17e676e7-1-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">UPDATED AGAIN TO ADD: The Zang Toi dress is from Zang&#8217;s Fall 2008 collection, but the tartan Francis dress is brand-new for this season. If you&#8217;re interested in getting it, holla at me at wendy at cfrnyc dot com and I&#8217;ll hook you up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">UPDATING GONE WILD!\u00a0 I just found out that the lovely lady in the blazer and hat on my right in the picture with Zang Toi is named Candace.\u00a0 Check out her blog <a href=\"http:\/\/ladolce-vita.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Friday, I wore Zang Toi&#8217;s tartan dress to his Spring 2010 show, then changed into a tartan Francis dress for my Fashion&#8217;s Night Out after-party at Christian Francis Roth&#8217;s studio. Zang&#8217;s presentation was in his showroom. 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