{"id":22288,"date":"2013-09-04T00:01:20","date_gmt":"2013-09-04T04:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=22288"},"modified":"2013-10-23T02:40:47","modified_gmt":"2013-10-23T06:40:47","slug":"i-had-to-call-a-psychologist-and-its-miley-cyruss-fault","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/i-had-to-call-a-psychologist-and-its-miley-cyruss-fault\/","title":{"rendered":"I Had to Call a Psychologist and It&#8217;s Miley Cyrus&#8217;s Fault!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/the-unofficial-twitter-policy-and-miley-cyrus\/\">uproar over Miley Cyrus<\/a>&#8216;s <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/twerk-mania-takes-over-thanks-miley-cyrus\/\" target=\"_blank\">twerk-tastic<\/a> MTV Video Music Awards performance caused me to seek psychological help. Not for me, bitches! I was looking for assistance for the many traumatized viewers, including the ones who play it cool(er) by saying it wasn&#8217;t the sex-ay-ness of the performance that was a problem for them: Their argument is that Miley is just not as talented as previous scandal-causing VMAs performers like Madonna and Britney Spears.<\/p>\n<p>LOL WUT? I remember the reaction to Madonna&#8217;s appearance on the music scene in the early 1980s. And, trust me, the members of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pta.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">National Parent Teacher Association <\/a>were certainly not saying, &#8220;She&#8217;s too sex-ay but it&#8217;s okay because she&#8217;s soooooo talented!&#8221; To confirm my recollections, I did some research on the aftermath of Madonna&#8217;s &#8220;Like a Virgin&#8221; VMA performance in 1984. While I was at it, I looked into contemporaneous coverage of Britney Spears&#8217;s VMA striptease in 2000 and Elvis Presley&#8217;s 1956 appearance on the Ed Sullivan show.<\/p>\n<p>I found some great stuff! With Madonna, conventional wisdom held that she was all style, no substance. For instance, in <em>Time<\/em>&#8216;s March 4, 1985, article on Cyndi Lauper and Madonna, critic Jay Cocks gave the talent trophy to Cyndi, praising her &#8220;razzle-dazzle, multi-octave range.&#8221; &#8220;She has the whole package,&#8221; Cocks wrote of Lauper. &#8220;But Madonna has the look.&#8221;\u00a0 In the same story, Irving Azoff, then president of MCA Records, agreed: &#8220;To me, Cyndi is more of an artist than Madonna.&#8221; Paul Grein, then an editor at Billboard, said, &#8220;Cyndi Lauper will be around for a long time. Madonna will be out of the business in six months. Her image has completely overshadowed her music.&#8221; There are similar examples for Britney and Elvis.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve often wondered why, when we remember &#8220;the good old days,&#8221; we tend to forget the fears and negative feelings we had at the time. (<a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/book-club-introduction-to-distant-mirror\/\" target=\"_blank\">The book <em>A Distant Mirror<\/em> by Barbara Tuchman has some of my favorite illustrations of this mindset.<\/a>) And we&#8217;re so damn insistent that our revised history is the truth. In a Dec. 30, 1985, Newsweek article about whether MTV&#8217;s music videos harmed children, Dr. Victor Strasburger, a member of the American Academy of Pediatrics&#8217; Task Force on TV and Children, claimed videos were more problematic than songs alone:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Listening to &#8216;Let&#8217;s Spend the Night Together&#8217; <\/em>[by the Rolling Stones]<em> didn&#8217;t get any girl to hop into bed with me or anyone else. But seeing a sexy video can teach you that if you&#8217;re not sexually active, there&#8217;s something wrong with you.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Well, maybe poor Victor didn&#8217;t get lucky thanks to the Rolling Stones, but song-inspired casual sex was exactly what society feared. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allmusic.com\/song\/lets-spend-the-night-together-mt0004277604\" target=\"_blank\">Music critic Richie Unterberger wrote<\/a>, &#8220;Although it didn&#8217;t sound very controversial several decades later, &#8216;Let&#8217;s Spend the Night Together&#8217; was the most controversial single the Rolling Stones had ever released when it first came out in early 1967.&#8221; He continued:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>&#8220;&#8230;Mick Jagger was coerced into mumbling the title when it was performed on television, and limited radio airplay caused the flip side of the record, &#8216;Ruby Tuesday,&#8217; to become the hit in the United States.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s one Canadian broadcaster asking the Stones what they think about being blamed for teenagers&#8217; problems. &#8220;Where are their parents?&#8221; the Stones wondered.<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"480\" height=\"322\" ><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/video\/swf\/UberPlayer.swf?state=sharevideo&#038;clipId=1405696688&#038;width=480&#038;height=322\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/video\/swf\/UberPlayer.swf?state=sharevideo&#038;clipId=1405696688&#038;width=480&#038;height=322\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\"height=\"322\" \/><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>That response makes me think of the &#8220;Where were the parents at?&#8221; line in the 2000 song, &#8220;The Way I Am&#8221; by Eminem, the rapper cited as a &#8220;problem&#8221; by Lynne Cheney in a Senate hearing and described by one newspaper as having a &#8220;soiled reputation as a law-breaking hatemonger.&#8221; These days, attitudes are a little different. The &#8217;60s youths supposedly corrupted by the Rolling Stones bring their grandchildren to the group&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/happy-birthday-keith-richards-and-thanks-for-the-concert\/\" target=\"_blank\">50th anniversary concerts<\/a>. Eminem&#8217;s appearance in a big-budget Chrysler ad during the 2011 Super Bowl &#8212; you can&#8217;t get more all-American than that event &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forbes.com\/sites\/joannmuller\/2012\/02\/10\/do-chryslers-tv-sermons-really-sell-any-cars\/\" target=\"_blank\">is credited with more than doubling sales of the Chrysler 200 that year<\/a>. Speaking of rappers, a park in Brooklyn was named for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/news\/adam-yauch-park-dedicated-in-brooklyn-20130503\" target=\"_blank\">the late Adam Yauch (aka MCA) of the Beastie Boys this year<\/a>. That&#8217;s the group whose music was described in the Feb. 2, 1987, issue of Newsweek as &#8220;loud, disgusting, without redeeming social merit.&#8221; (The article noted that the Beasties originally wanted to call their debut album <em>Don&#8217;t Be a Faggot<\/em>, but the record company wouldn&#8217;t let them and it wound up being called <em>Licensed to Ill<\/em>. The band <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mtv.com\/news\/articles\/570179\/beastie-boy-apologizes-past-lyrics.jhtml\" target=\"_blank\">later apologized for its &#8220;shitty and ignorant&#8221; homophobic lyrics<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>Somehow it&#8217;s easy for me to take the long view when it comes to music, but I&#8217;m (possibly) guilty of revisionism when it comes to fashion. I&#8217;ve often <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/throwback-thursday-jim-morrison-and-madonna-jackets\/\" target=\"_blank\">argued that 1980s fashion was better than today&#8217;s<\/a>. Even when I&#8217;ve been skeptical of my own opinion, I&#8217;ve insisted, &#8220;Yeah, I&#8217;m right.&#8221; To quote myself:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Sometimes I wonder if that\u2019s just run-of-the-mill nostalgia and that everyone believes the fashion of his or her teen years is the best. Then I think, &#8216;Maybe everyone believes that, but we\u2019re actually right. Ha!&#8217; The fashion industry of the \u201980s and <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/hes-ba-ck-again\/\" target=\"_blank\">early \u201990s<\/a> really was so fun and much less corporate than it is now.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The people having fun in the fashion industry today might disagree though.<\/p>\n<p>After reviewing all of this, I decided psychological help was required, so I called Clay Routledge, an assistant professor of psychology who studies nostalgia, among other topics, at North Dakota State University.\u00a0 He explained &#8220;fading affect bias&#8221; to me. You can learn what that is &#8212; and read more fun, vintage criticisms of Madonna, Britney and Elvis &#8212; in my story about this phenomenon on the Huffington Post.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/wendy-brandes\/fading-affect-bias_b_3857096.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>CLICK HERE TO READ MY STORY:<\/strong><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/wendy-brandes\/fading-affect-bias_b_3857096.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>&#8220;Miley May Gain From &#8216;Fading Affect Bias&#8217; Like Madonna, Britney and Elvis&#8221;<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The uproar over Miley Cyrus&#8216;s twerk-tastic MTV Video Music Awards performance caused me to seek psychological help. Not for me, bitches! 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