{"id":2160,"date":"2009-08-26T16:14:35","date_gmt":"2009-08-26T20:14:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=2160"},"modified":"2009-08-26T16:14:35","modified_gmt":"2009-08-26T20:14:35","slug":"you-cannot-be-serious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/you-cannot-be-serious\/","title":{"rendered":"You CANNOT Be Serious!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today and neither<a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/no-such-thing-as-bad-publicity-lets-test\/\" target=\"_blank\"> lolcats<\/a> nor the <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/bright-spot-on-gloomy-day\/\" target=\"_blank\">misery of others<\/a> could lift my spirits.A\u00a0 Then I started watching YouTube clips of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/John_McEnroe\" target=\"_blank\">John McEnroe<\/a>&#8216;s tennis court tantrums. This is a great way of safely channeling psychotic rage. Please play on.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/koE_e_LX4c0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/koE_e_LX4c0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today and neither lolcats nor the misery of others could lift my spirits.A\u00a0 Then I started watching YouTube clips of John McEnroe&#8216;s tennis court tantrums. This is a great way of safely channeling psychotic rage. Please play on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,107],"tags":[220],"class_list":{"0":"post-2160","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-insanity","7":"category-sports","8":"tag-john-mcenroe","9":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2160"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2163,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2160\/revisions\/2163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}