{"id":212,"date":"2007-10-18T11:54:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-18T18:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=212"},"modified":"2010-10-10T04:27:45","modified_gmt":"2010-10-10T08:27:45","slug":"recidivism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/recidivism\/","title":{"rendered":"Recidivism"},"content":{"rendered":"

When I recently confessed to pinching a flower<\/a>, I didn’t realize I had a long history of floral molestation. However, incriminating photographic evidence has emerged.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Assaulting a flower in Oslo, 2007<\/p>\n

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\n\"\"<\/a>Harassing a flower in Washington, D.C., in 1992.<\/p>\n

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<\/span><\/span>Don’t tell my parole officer!
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When I recently confessed to pinching a flower, I didn’t realize I had a long history of floral molestation. However, incriminating photographic evidence has emerged. Assaulting a flower in Oslo, 2007 Harassing a flower in Washington, D.C., in 1992. Don’t tell my parole officer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[447,70,5,41,9,550],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-flower-pinching","category-hair","category-insanity","category-pictures-of-me","category-travel","category-vintage-wendyb-photos","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t