{"id":212,"date":"2007-10-18T11:54:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-18T18:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=212"},"modified":"2010-10-10T04:27:45","modified_gmt":"2010-10-10T08:27:45","slug":"recidivism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/recidivism\/","title":{"rendered":"Recidivism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I recently confessed to <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/thursday-book-club-kristin-lavransdatter\/\" target=\"_blank\">pinching a flower<\/a>, I didn&#8217;t realize I had a long history of  floral molestation. However, incriminating photographic evidence has emerged.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5122752397947659602\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/RxesKhfzZVI\/AAAAAAAABBw\/PaG2hh1DNLQ\/s320\/roses+in+oslo+2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Assaulting a flower in Oslo, 2007<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5122757204016063858\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/RxewiRfzZXI\/AAAAAAAABB8\/LR7kdyDhjDE\/s320\/flowerDC.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Harassing a flower in Washington, D.C., in 1992.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"> <\/span><\/span>Don&#8217;t tell my parole officer!<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 85%;\"> <\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I recently confessed to pinching a flower, I didn&#8217;t realize I had a long history of floral molestation. However, incriminating photographic evidence has emerged. Assaulting a flower in Oslo, 2007 Harassing a flower in Washington, D.C., in 1992. Don&#8217;t tell my parole officer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[447,70,5,41,9,550],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-212","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-flower-pinching","7":"category-hair","8":"category-insanity","9":"category-pictures-of-me","10":"category-travel","11":"category-vintage-wendyb-photos","12":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=212"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7582,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions\/7582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}