{"id":20537,"date":"2013-05-06T21:05:49","date_gmt":"2013-05-07T01:05:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=20537"},"modified":"2016-09-15T15:25:07","modified_gmt":"2016-09-15T19:25:07","slug":"my-met-gala-winners-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/my-met-gala-winners-are\/","title":{"rendered":"My Met Gala Winners Are Miley Cyrus and Linda Fargo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I expected, many of the guests at tonight&#8217;s Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art wore beautiful evening gowns, rather than anything related to the &#8220;Punk: Chaos to Couture&#8221; exhibit that is being celebrated. Some of the gowns are very striking, but they&#8217;d be suitable for practically any red-carpet occasion. Actress <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/metmuseum\/status\/331542469718179840\/photo\/1\" target=\"_blank\">Hailee Steinfeld<\/a> had safety pins on her dress, but so what? It just looked like a pretty frock; I thought the pins were embroidery at first.<\/p>\n<p>Original punk designer <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EHolmesWSJ\/status\/331555738843484160\/photo\/1\" target=\"_blank\">Vivienne Westwood is a Hall of Fame punk<\/a>, so I didn&#8217;t count her when I picked my two winners of the evening. The first winner is Miley Cyrus. I had high hopes for <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/i-knew-i-should-have-made-that-ass-jewelry\/\" target=\"_blank\">Miley<\/a> because she&#8217;s been working a punk-inspired style in real life. I would have been thrilled if she did something that created a scandal &#8212; can&#8217;t anyone carry a <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/what-wendy-would-have-worn-to-the-met-gala-w-o-w-style\/\" target=\"_blank\">chainsaw<\/a> these days? &#8212; but I can&#8217;t complain about what she did do.\u00a0 The hair is perfect, the dark blush is exactly right and black fishnet over a nude look (by Marc Jacobs) is classic punk. Also, the expression! The pose! Well done, Miley.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<div class=\"getty embed image\" style=\"background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:452px;\">\n<div style=\"padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gettyimages.com\/detail\/168203423\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;\">Embed from Getty Images<\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:131.415929% 0 0 0;width:100%;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/embed.gettyimages.com\/embed\/168203423?et=-zhYU8YHSdhgCDal1C45-w&#038;viewMoreLink=on&#038;sig=RME6mTBZBIBT_FVfWXDw-OLAFnuMmXYVD54ZSINRcx4=&#038;caption=true\" width=\"452\" height=\"594\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p style=\"margin:0;\">\n<\/div>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Twenty-year-old Miley is tied for my Met Gala first prize with Linda Fargo, the 50-something fashion director of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bergdorfgoodman.com\" target=\"_blank\">Bergdorf Goodman<\/a>. Goes to show you how punk can work for any age! According to the Bergdorfs Twitter feed, Linda was wearing a rubber dress custom made by The Baroness (I wonder if that&#8217;s the same Baroness I met in the early &#8217;90s!) and a jeweled harness by Hiro Hosomizu. Love the fingerless gloves and how perfect Linda&#8217;s natural white hair color is for the occasion. Very Daphne Guinness.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20540\" style=\"width: 365px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Bergdorfs\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20540\" class=\"size-full wp-image-20540\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/lindafargo.jpg\" alt=\"lindafargo\" width=\"355\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/lindafargo.jpg 355w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/lindafargo-166x300.jpg 166w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 355px) 100vw, 355px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-20540\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click to follow Bergdorfs on Twitter.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a great shot of the back.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20541\" style=\"width: 511px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Bergdorfs\/status\/331541793365704705\/photo\/1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20541\" class=\"size-full wp-image-20541\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/lindaback.jpg\" alt=\"lindaback\" width=\"501\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/lindaback.jpg 501w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/lindaback-234x300.jpg 234w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 501px) 100vw, 501px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-20541\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Advanced Style!<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I was reading exciting things about Nicole Richie&#8217;s hair on Twitter, so I was let down when I saw her complete look. The effect is more modern Marie Antoinette than punk.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20542\" style=\"width: 480px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/tvshowbiz\/article-2320469\/Met-Ball-2013-Miley-Cyrus-Rooney-Mara-Nicole-Richie-Sienna-Miller-unleash-inner-punk-princesses.html?ito=feeds-newsxml\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20542\" class=\"size-full wp-image-20542\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/nicolerichie.jpg\" alt=\"Costume Institute Gala Benefit celebrating the Punk: Chaos To Couture exhibition, Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, America - 06 May 2013 Pic: David Fisher\/ Rex Features\" width=\"470\" height=\"832\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/nicolerichie.jpg 470w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/nicolerichie-169x300.jpg 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-20542\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nicole Richie. Click for photo source.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Some other attendees threw on a little <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/tvshowbiz\/article-2320469\/Met-Ball-2013-Miley-Cyrus-Rooney-Mara-Nicole-Richie-Sienna-Miller-unleash-inner-punk-princesses.html?ito=feeds-newsxml\" target=\"_blank\">dark lipstick or spikes<\/a> or added a streak of hair color. That didn&#8217;t excite me, but I thought some <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CathyHorynNYT\/status\/331541063670059008\/photo\/1\" target=\"_blank\">safety-pinned hair was quite beautiful<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.accesshollywood.com\/stars-and-fashion-rock-at-the-costume-institute-gala-2013_gallery_3725\/image_187499\" target=\"_blank\">Madonna gets an honorary mention<\/a> for going for a Wendy Brandes-approved costume effect rather than &#8220;pretty&#8221; and <a href=\"http:\/\/stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com\/2013\/05\/06\/sarah-jessica-parker-mohawk-met-gala\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sarah Jessica Parker wore a good mohawk-inspired headpiece<\/a>. Meanwhile, Vogue editor and gala host <a href=\"http:\/\/fashionista.com\/2013\/05\/see-what-everyone-wore-to-the-2013-met-gala\/punk-chaos-to-couture-costume-institute-gala-3\/\" target=\"_blank\">Anna Wintour didn&#8217;t even try in her unflattering floral Chanel<\/a>.\u00a0 Apparently, she explained, &#8220;&#8216;[Met curator] Andrew Bolton told me the color of punk is pink, so I&#8217;m in pink by Chanel.&#8221; DAFUQ?! Anna is not 20 like Miley. She was AROUND for the punk years. She shouldn&#8217;t need a museum curator to tell her about what she saw with her own eyes.<\/p>\n<p>In a class of his own was Vogue contributing editor Andre Leon Talley, whose photo was tweeted by <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CathyHorynNYT\" target=\"_blank\">Cathy Horyn of the New York Times<\/a>. Behold!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20543\" style=\"width: 436px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CathyHorynNYT\/status\/331539170721935360\/photo\/1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20543\" class=\"size-full wp-image-20543\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/alt.jpg\" alt=\"alt\" width=\"426\" height=\"568\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/alt.jpg 426w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/alt-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 426px) 100vw, 426px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-20543\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Andre Leon Talley. Click for source.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Now I&#8217;ve got &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wbQSAdU4Qb4\" target=\"_blank\">The Hills Are Alive<\/a>&#8221; from <em>The Sound of Music<\/em> stuck in my head. Seriously, doesn&#8217;t ALT look like the Alps in the spring when they&#8217;re covered in wildflowers? I haven&#8217;t actually been to the Alps in the spring to see any wildflowers that might grow there, but now I don&#8217;t have to, because I feel in my heart that it couldn&#8217;t be any better than this. Thanks, Andre!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/what-wendy-would-have-worn-to-the-met-gala-w-o-w-style\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Read about what I would have worn: A tribute to punk goddess Wendy O. Williams.<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I expected, many of the guests at tonight&#8217;s Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art wore beautiful evening gowns, rather than anything related to the &#8220;Punk: Chaos to Couture&#8221; exhibit that is being celebrated. Some of the gowns are very striking, but they&#8217;d be suitable for practically any red-carpet occasion. 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