{"id":20446,"date":"2013-05-03T12:51:28","date_gmt":"2013-05-03T16:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=20446"},"modified":"2013-10-23T02:42:41","modified_gmt":"2013-10-23T06:42:41","slug":"i-knew-i-should-have-made-that-ass-jewelry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/i-knew-i-should-have-made-that-ass-jewelry\/","title":{"rendered":"I Knew I Should Have Made That Ass Jewelry"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sex sells… and I’m buying! I can’t take my eyes off the skin-baring photo shoot<\/a> former Hannah Montana<\/em><\/a> star Miley Cyrus did for V Magazine<\/a>. What’s not to love? Miley’s body is amazing, and her cropped, punk-inspired hairdo<\/a> is both timely<\/a> and interestingly atypical for a former tween star.<\/p>\n

My favorite photo is this one. It’s got it all: Face! Lips! Ass jewelry!<\/p>\n

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Back in 2007, I joked about doing ass jewelry for one of my obsessions, Ice-T’s big-bottomed wife, Coco<\/a>. Maybe “joked” is the wrong word, because if Coco had called and requested ass jewelry, I definitely would have made it. With that early start, I could have cornered the ass-jewelry market by now! Oh, let’s be real. The more likely outcome is that I would have spent the past six years chasing factories that knocked off my ass-jewelry designs.<\/a> I waste enough time on that kind of activity<\/a> as it is<\/a>. It all worked out for the best. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sex sells… and I’m buying! I can’t take my eyes off the skin-baring photo shoot former Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus did for V Magazine. What’s not to love? Miley’s body is amazing, and her cropped, punk-inspired hairdo is both timely and interestingly atypical for a former tween star. My favorite photo is this one….<\/p>\n

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