{"id":20446,"date":"2013-05-03T12:51:28","date_gmt":"2013-05-03T16:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=20446"},"modified":"2013-10-23T02:42:41","modified_gmt":"2013-10-23T06:42:41","slug":"i-knew-i-should-have-made-that-ass-jewelry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/i-knew-i-should-have-made-that-ass-jewelry\/","title":{"rendered":"I Knew I Should Have Made That Ass Jewelry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sex sells&#8230; and I&#8217;m buying! I can&#8217;t take my eyes off the<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dlisted.com\/2013\/05\/01\/what-hell-kind-gd-photo-shoot\" target=\"_blank\"> skin-baring photo shoot<\/a> former <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hannah_Montana\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Hannah Montana<\/em><\/a> star Miley Cyrus did for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vmagazine.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">V Magazine<\/a>. What&#8217;s not to love? Miley&#8217;s body is amazing, and her <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/ive-got-love-for-the-olympics-women-plus-miley-cyrus\/\" target=\"_blank\">cropped, punk-inspired hairdo<\/a> is both <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/recommended-reading-copy-of-the-day-week-in-review\/\" target=\"_blank\">timely<\/a> and interestingly atypical for a former tween star.<\/p>\n<p>My favorite photo is this one. It&#8217;s got it all: Face! Lips! Ass jewelry!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20447\" style=\"width: 518px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.elvisduran.com\/articles\/elvis-duran---what-we-talked-about-136656\/miley-cyrus-for-v-magazine-photosvideo-11252335\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20447\" class=\" wp-image-20447 \" alt=\"cyrus2f-3-web\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/cyrus2f-3-web.jpg\" width=\"508\" height=\"679\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/cyrus2f-3-web.jpg 635w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/cyrus2f-3-web-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 508px) 100vw, 508px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-20447\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click for more photos and a video.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Back in 2007, I joked about doing ass jewelry for one of my obsessions, <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/obsessions-some-old-some-new\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ice-T&#8217;s big-bottomed wife, Coco<\/a>. Maybe &#8220;joked&#8221; is the wrong word, because if Coco had called and requested ass jewelry, I definitely would have made it. With that early start, I could have cornered the ass-jewelry market by now! Oh, let&#8217;s be real. The more likely outcome is that I would have spent the past six years <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/beyonce-kerli-inspiration-and-imitation\/\" target=\"_blank\">chasing factories that knocked off my ass-jewelry designs.<\/a> I waste enough time on <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/category\/topshop\/\" target=\"_blank\">that kind of activity<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2012\/10\/thank-you-to-the-peeps-at-patricia-field\/\" target=\"_blank\">as it is<\/a>. It all worked out for the best. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sex sells&#8230; and I&#8217;m buying! I can&#8217;t take my eyes off the skin-baring photo shoot former Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus did for V Magazine. What&#8217;s not to love? Miley&#8217;s body is amazing, and her cropped, punk-inspired hairdo is both timely and interestingly atypical for a former tween star. My favorite photo is this one&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/i-knew-i-should-have-made-that-ass-jewelry\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":20447,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10,88,150,639],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-20446","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-celebrities","8":"category-coco","9":"category-magazines","10":"category-miley-cyrus-2","11":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20446"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22928,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20446\/revisions\/22928"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}