{"id":19726,"date":"2013-04-01T00:01:54","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T04:01:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=19726"},"modified":"2013-03-25T12:34:31","modified_gmt":"2013-03-25T16:34:31","slug":"youll-be-tripping-in-two-different-ways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/youll-be-tripping-in-two-different-ways\/","title":{"rendered":"A Shoe Worthy of April Fools’ Day; You’ll Be Trippin’!"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know when you’re shopping for clothes or shoes and you see something awesome but then you think, “If I got that, I’d need a whole new wardrobe to go with it”? Well, because I’m a helpful person, I have a list of accessories that you’ll require if you’re considering buying these Jeffrey Campbell shoes from Urban Outfitters.<\/p>\n

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These are real and NOT an April Fool’s Day prank. Click to purchase for $180.<\/p><\/div>\n

I recommend tons of Ecstasy<\/a>, a couple of gallons of water<\/a>, a neon baby t-shirt with a slogan on it, a candy necklace, glitter makeup, a pink wig, LED gloves<\/a>, a glowstick<\/a>, a baby pacifier<\/a>, fuzzy legwarmers<\/a> and a backpack with a face on it.<\/p>\n

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This backpack from RaveReady is out of stock, unfortunately.<\/p><\/div>\n

Just writing this post makes me feel like I popped a molly.<\/a> I’m sweatin’ like Trinidad James in his song “All Gold Everything.” Woo! (Video is NSFW<\/a> or delicate-flower-type people.)<\/p>\n