{"id":18052,"date":"2013-01-12T19:57:21","date_gmt":"2013-01-13T00:57:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=18052"},"modified":"2017-04-27T23:48:24","modified_gmt":"2017-04-28T03:48:24","slug":"the-wendyb-pose-vs-the-britney-spears-pose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/the-wendyb-pose-vs-the-britney-spears-pose\/","title":{"rendered":"The WendyB Pose Vs. the Britney Spears Pose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to WordPress, I\u2019ve published 2,093 posts since starting this blog in July 2007.\u00a0 More than one a day!?\u00a0 I\u2019m not sure I\u2019m convinced by that, but I\u2019m not going to count them by hand either. I also have over 200 draft posts. This week\u2019s news that Britney Spears has parted from both <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/01\/11\/britney-spears-x-factor-quit_n_2458988.html\" target=\"_blank\">The X Factor<\/a><\/em> show and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.people.com\/people\/article\/0,,20664264,00.html\" target=\"_blank\">her fiance\/co-conservator<\/a> reminded me that I had a draft post on Britney sitting around. Well, it\u2019s more of a post about Britney standing around, posed like this:<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<div class=\"getty embed image\" style=\"background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:351px;\">\n<div style=\"padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gettyimages.com\/detail\/158654425\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;\">Embed from Getty Images<\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:169.230769% 0 0 0;width:100%;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/embed.gettyimages.com\/embed\/158654425?et=ULWl6KglRsZXDQXlyFSkNw&#038;tld=com&#038;viewMoreLink=off&#038;sig=Fqi9IVaWkBD4oLMZRQ9cxjl3KqMD2TlVzLTtBldKybI=&#038;caption=true\" width=\"351\" height=\"594\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p style=\"margin:0;\">\n<\/div>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Go do a Google image search of Britney (What? I&#8217;m EXHAUSTED from writing 2,093 blog posts. Do some work yourself). You&#8217;ll see this is her usual red-carpet pose. Now, Britney&#8217;s been an A-list star for going on 14 years. She knows how to move for videos and concerts and how to pose for proper magazine shoots.\u00a0 But then, there&#8217;s this weird pose. As someone who also has <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/wendyb-called-she-wants-her-pose-back\/\" target=\"_blank\">only one pose for &#8220;everyday&#8221; photos<\/a>, I empathize.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_18516\" style=\"width: 471px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/on-the-town-celebrating-sex-and-the-city-2\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18516\" class=\" wp-image-18516\" alt=\"satcleopard\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/satcleopard.jpg\" width=\"461\" height=\"614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/satcleopard.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/satcleopard-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-18516\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My one pose in 2010. Click for original post.<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I think it&#8217;s obvious that my <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/category\/the-wendyb-pose\/\" target=\"_blank\">one pose<\/a> is way better than Britney&#8217;s one pose. So I want to use my 2,094th post to say: Hey, Britney, you can use my pose if you like. No charge! I&#8217;m also available if you need someone new to co-manage your existence, but that costs a percentage of your gross income. Just throwing it out there.<\/p>\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to WordPress, I\u2019ve published 2,093 posts since starting this blog in July 2007.\u00a0 More than one a day!?\u00a0 I\u2019m not sure I\u2019m convinced by that, but I\u2019m not going to count them by hand either. I also have over 200 draft posts. 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