{"id":17991,"date":"2012-11-30T16:03:46","date_gmt":"2012-11-30T20:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=17991"},"modified":"2012-11-30T17:43:16","modified_gmt":"2012-11-30T21:43:16","slug":"if-it-aint-broke-versace-dont-fix-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/if-it-aint-broke-versace-dont-fix-it\/","title":{"rendered":"If It Ain’t Broke Versace, Don’t Fix It"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here I am wearing a Versace top and skirt in 2004.<\/p>\n

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Here I am wearing the same top and skirt last week, while doing a modified Angelina Jolie leg-thrusting pose<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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I’m carrying a Louis Vuitton bag from 2001 in both photos. In the earlier picture, I’m wearing patent Prada Mary Janes<\/a> that I bought in 1994 or 1995.\u00a0 (I got rid of those a few months ago; they were really decrepit after more than 15 years of frequent wear.) In the recent photo, I’m wearing Jil Sander boots that I bought in or before 2005. They’re still in good shape.<\/p>\n

Clearly, my taste hasn’t changed much, but maybe I’ll buy a whole new wardrobe just for the hell of it when FitzRoy’s feline-supermodel career takes off.\u00a0 One of his recent Tumblr photos has 1,700 notes as of this writing<\/a>! (People don’t leave too many comments on Tumblr but the few that are left are hilarious, like “eyes as red as the devils dick!”) I’m looking forward to becoming a momager<\/a>.<\/p>\n

UPDATED TO ADD: I used to have a leopard-print toothbrush holder to match the leopard-print soap dish, but it broke a long time ago. FitzRoy wasn’t involved in that incident. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here I am wearing a Versace top and skirt in 2004. Here I am wearing the same top and skirt last week, while doing a modified Angelina Jolie leg-thrusting pose. I’m carrying a Louis Vuitton bag from 2001 in both photos. In the earlier picture, I’m wearing patent Prada Mary Janes that I bought in…<\/p>\n

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