{"id":17948,"date":"2012-11-29T16:26:31","date_gmt":"2012-11-29T20:26:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=17948"},"modified":"2012-11-29T16:28:30","modified_gmt":"2012-11-29T20:28:30","slug":"torture-by-vonage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/torture-by-vonage\/","title":{"rendered":"Torture by Vonage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m tortured by a television ad for Vonage phone service, in which customer Kimberly Klecza explains why she uses Vonage to call her Nana.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"560\" height=\"315\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/YAOBIRd1mCo?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/YAOBIRd1mCo?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Kimberly really does say, &#8220;Letters and text messages are just thrown aside &#8230; conversations you don&#8217;t get rid of &#8230; they&#8217;re memories.&#8221; Yes, of course, there&#8217;s nothing like hearing a loved one&#8217;s voice, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theanneboleynfiles.com\/resources\/anne-boleyn-words\/henry-viiis-love-letters-to-anne-boleyn\/\" target=\"_blank\">letters do last longer than both voices and memories, do they not? Am I right or am I right? <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m tortured by a television ad for Vonage phone service, in which customer Kimberly Klecza explains why she uses Vonage to call her Nana. Kimberly really does say, &#8220;Letters and text messages are just thrown aside &#8230; conversations you don&#8217;t get rid of &#8230; they&#8217;re memories.&#8221; Yes, of course, there&#8217;s nothing like hearing a loved&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/torture-by-vonage\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[144,39],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-17948","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-rants","7":"category-tv","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17948"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17990,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17948\/revisions\/17990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}