{"id":176,"date":"2007-09-28T10:56:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-28T17:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=176"},"modified":"2007-09-28T10:56:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-28T17:56:00","slug":"consolation-prize","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/consolation-prize\/","title":{"rendered":"Consolation Prize"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"\"<\/a>My obsession: the beauteous Christian Louboutin Pesce shoes.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

During my never-ending quest for fish feet<\/a>, I found a young-adult book<\/a> about a boy who wants to be a ballet dancer. I also found a female science blogger<\/a> (you go, girl!).<\/p>\n

But alas, no fish shoes in my size.<\/p>\n

My gorgeous sister, Terri Berry, came up with a consolation prize, saying, “If you can’t get the fish shoes, maybe you can at least get a fish hamper.”<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>It’s not every day you come across home decor that’s as tasteful as this. This, my friends, is a true work of art. Just imagine stuffing your dirty latex leggings<\/a> down the fish’s gullet. I defy you to tell me that that wouldn’t class up the joint. As Keats wrote, “A thing of beauty is a joy for ever.” If you need more joy in your life (and who doesn’t?) this stunning hamper is available here<\/a>. Please…don’t thank me all at once!<\/p>\n

UPDATED TO ADD: Thanks to gorgeous soon-to-be client (ahem! right?) Jane for pointing out these brilliant six-inch goldfish stilettos<\/a>. Hot! I love that whole Pimpdaddy website<\/a>. I was wondering where the pimps shopped and now I know! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My obsession: the beauteous Christian Louboutin Pesce shoes. During my never-ending quest for fish feet, I found a young-adult book about a boy who wants to be a ballet dancer. I also found a female science blogger (you go, girl!). But alas, no fish shoes in my size. My gorgeous sister, Terri Berry, came up…<\/p>\n

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