{"id":17227,"date":"2012-10-02T00:01:28","date_gmt":"2012-10-02T04:01:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=17227"},"modified":"2012-10-02T00:04:30","modified_gmt":"2012-10-02T04:04:30","slug":"introducing-my-new-niece-sabrina-berry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2012\/10\/introducing-my-new-niece-sabrina-berry\/","title":{"rendered":"Introducing My New Niece: Sabrina Berry"},"content":{"rendered":"

I met my new niece, Sabrina Berry, this weekend.<\/p>\n

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Welcome to the world!<\/p><\/div>\n

I wore my Damien Hirst diamond-skull t-shirt<\/a> because I wanted to introduce the baby to all the finer things in life right away: red lipstick<\/a>, black t-shirts, skulls and diamonds. I should have had a Cadbury Dairy Milk bar in one hand and a glass of Champagne in the other to make the list of good things complete, but then I wouldn’t have been able to hold baby Berry.<\/p>\n

“Berry” isn’t really part of Sabrina’s name, by the way. We’ve always called my sister Terri “Terri Berry,”<\/a> so her family members are honorary Berries.\u00a0 Terri’s husband is Tim Berry; my just-turned-four-year-old nephew is Sebastian Berry; and Terri’s new baby is Sabrina Berry. Right now, however, Sabrina looks more like a burrito than a berry.<\/p>\n

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All wrapped up.<\/p><\/div>\n

Ain’t she sweet? <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I met my new niece, Sabrina Berry, this weekend. I wore my Damien Hirst diamond-skull t-shirt because I wanted to introduce the baby to all the finer things in life right away: red lipstick, black t-shirts, skulls and diamonds. I should have had a Cadbury Dairy Milk bar in one hand and a glass of…<\/p>\n

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