{"id":17095,"date":"2012-09-22T17:11:50","date_gmt":"2012-09-22T21:11:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=17095"},"modified":"2012-09-22T18:47:03","modified_gmt":"2012-09-22T22:47:03","slug":"lets-all-stare-at-rihannas-chest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/lets-all-stare-at-rihannas-chest\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s All Stare at Rihanna&#8217;s Chest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t sleep last night so I was surfing around <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=teh+internets\" target=\"_blank\">teh Internets<\/a> and came across some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/tvshowbiz\/article-2206822\/Rihanna-shows-tattoo-visits-shooting-range.html\" target=\"_blank\">new photos of Rihanna<\/a>. I noticed that she was wearing a couple of little necklaces, although they were barely visible in the photos. I thought, &#8220;I wish she were wearing one of my necklaces.&#8221; Then I said aloud:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;WAIT! IS SHE?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/rihanna-needs-wendyb-and-ruby-nips-in-her-life\/\" target=\"_blank\">Over a year ago<\/a>, I became convinced that Rihanna needed my Mud Flap Jill necklace with ruby nipples to match her bright red hair.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_17096\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17096\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17096\" title=\"rihanna-300km0328\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/rihanna-300km0328.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/rihanna-300km0328.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/rihanna-300km0328-212x300.jpg 212w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-17096\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I loved this magazine cover.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_17097\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/store\/products.php?product=Mud-Flap-Jill-Necklace-%252d-Yellow-Gold\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17097\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17097\" title=\"mudflapjill\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/mudflapjill.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/mudflapjill.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/mudflapjill-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/mudflapjill-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-17097\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My Mud Flap Jill design in 18K yellow gold with ruby nipples. Click to purchase.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I felt so strongly about this that I broke my rule about never giving away gold (it&#8217;s too expensive!) and sent Rihanna the necklace through her publicist. Or her stylist. Or her stylist&#8217;s publicist. Honestly, I can&#8217;t remember. It was such a long time ago. I never heard anything back, so I eventually put it out of my mind. Celebrities get tons of freebies. I was sure my little necklace didn&#8217;t compare to whatever she was getting from world-famous fashion brands. I imagined that she tossed the Mud Flap Jill in the trash or gave it to her stylist&#8217;s publicist&#8217;s chauffeur&#8217;s niece&#8217;s daughter.<\/p>\n<p>So, after all this time, I don&#8217;t know what to think of what she&#8217;s wearing in this photo:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_17098\" style=\"width: 524px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/tvshowbiz\/article-2206822\/Rihanna-shows-tattoo-visits-shooting-range.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17098\" class=\" wp-image-17098  \" title=\"article-2206822-1522E960000005DC-959_634x634\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/article-2206822-1522E960000005DC-959_634x634.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"514\" height=\"514\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/article-2206822-1522E960000005DC-959_634x634.jpg 634w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/article-2206822-1522E960000005DC-959_634x634-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/article-2206822-1522E960000005DC-959_634x634-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 514px) 100vw, 514px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-17098\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Courtesy the Daily Mail. Click for source and larger view.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Could it be?!?<\/p>\n<p>Of course, lots of designers have done <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mudflap_girl\" target=\"_blank\">mud flap girl<\/a> necklaces; it&#8217;s definitely not an original idea. I did mine to fill a customer request: In 2009, gorgeous blogger <a href=\"http:\/\/stellasroar.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jill of Stella&#8217;s Roar<\/a> asked for ruby-nippled silver mud flap girl cufflinks for her husband. After I stopped laughing, I accepted the commission and declared that this version of the iconic design would be named &#8220;Mud Flap Jill&#8221; in her honor.<\/p>\n<p>To get the ruby nipples positioned correctly, I had to make my mud flap girl 3D, so she was no longer the traditional silhouette seen on the back of trucks. I also wanted the cufflinks to be as subtle and elegant as a ruby-nippled mud flap girl could be, so the metal work is delicate and the rubies can best be seen if you&#8217;re looking at the girl&#8217;s &#8220;front&#8221; rather than her side. It&#8217;s typical of a lot of my designs in that you have to look twice, and very carefully, at this design to see what&#8217;s going on. Well, in real life. Everything&#8217;s much more obvious in close-up product photos like this one.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_17100\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/store\/products.php?product=Mud-Flap-Jill-Cufflinks\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17100\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17100\" title=\"lady_cuff_silver__95131_std\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/lady_cuff_silver__95131_std.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/lady_cuff_silver__95131_std.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/lady_cuff_silver__95131_std-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/lady_cuff_silver__95131_std-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-17100\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Silver cufflinks with four rubies. Click to purchase.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I asked Jill if it was okay if I did matching necklaces to be named after her. It was, and she bought one for herself and another one for her mother.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_17101\" style=\"width: 376px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/store\/products.php?product=Mud-Flap-Jill-Cufflinks\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17101\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17101\" title=\"jillmudflap\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/jillmudflap.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"366\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/jillmudflap.jpg 366w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/jillmudflap-274x300.jpg 274w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-17101\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bodacious Jill looks like the mud flap girl come to life. She&#8217;s wearing her necklace poolside in this photo. Click for original post.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I did the necklaces in 18K yellow gold, 18K rose gold and silver.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_17102\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/store\/products.php?product=Mud-Flap-Jill-Necklace-%252d-Silver\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17102\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17102\" title=\"MudFlapGirl_Necklace__16552_std\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/MudFlapGirl_Necklace__16552_std.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/MudFlapGirl_Necklace__16552_std.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/MudFlapGirl_Necklace__16552_std-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/MudFlapGirl_Necklace__16552_std-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-17102\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A close-up of the silver necklace. Click to purchase.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A number of bloggers have bought the silver necklace. Gorgeous blogger and photographer Alice Olive sent me this self-portrait featuring her silver Mud Flap Jill.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_17103\" style=\"width: 449px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aliceolive.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17103\" class=\" wp-image-17103 \" title=\"Alice-Olive-731x1024\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Alice-Olive-731x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"439\" height=\"614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Alice-Olive-731x1024.jpg 731w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Alice-Olive-731x1024-214x300.jpg 214w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 439px) 100vw, 439px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-17103\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click to visit Alice Olive&#8217;s blog.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Back to Rihanna! In this photo from her Instagram, it looks like her pendant could be 3D like mine.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_17105\" style=\"width: 454px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/web.stagram.com\/p\/285562271894391993_25945306\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17105\" class=\" wp-image-17105 \" title=\"rihannainstagram\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/rihannainstagram.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"444\" height=\"562\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/rihannainstagram.jpg 634w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/rihannainstagram-236x300.jpg 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-17105\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click to enlarge on Webstagram.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;m not 100% sure though, so I need all of you to stare at Rihanna&#8217;s chest for a while, then tell me what you think. Do it in front of your family members, so they say, &#8220;WTF is wrong with you? Why are you staring at Rihanna&#8217;s chest for hours on end?&#8221; Then you can smugly tell them, &#8220;I HAVE to do it. Important business research.&#8221; Then you can use the research excuse whenever those people catch you looking at risque content online. And I know that happens all the time with you pervs, so you&#8217;re welcome in advance!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Click <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/rihanna-needs-wendyb-and-ruby-nips-in-her-life\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> to read my previous post on Rihanna, the Mud Flap Jill and the person who accused me of being anti-feminist (as if!).<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Click <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/reasons-to-be-proud\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> to see the cufflinks in Houston Magazine&#8217;s October 2009 issue, where they landed thanks to the original Jill&#8217;s help.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t sleep last night so I was surfing around teh Internets and came across some new photos of Rihanna. I noticed that she was wearing a couple of little necklaces, although they were barely visible in the photos. 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