{"id":161,"date":"2007-09-22T21:29:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-23T04:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=161"},"modified":"2007-09-22T21:29:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-23T04:29:00","slug":"almost-craziest-celeb-story-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/almost-craziest-celeb-story-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Almost the Craziest Celeb Story Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over the weekend, I checked <a href=\"http:\/\/www.people.com\/\">People.com<\/a> and got the fright of my life, or at least the fright of that minute of my life. There was a story saying <a href=\"http:\/\/www.people.com\/people\/article\/0,,20058283,00.html\">George Clooney had been injured<\/a> in a motorcycle accident and directly under it, a story saying <a href=\"http:\/\/www.people.com\/people\/article\/0,,20058296,00.html\">Britney Spears was charged in a hit-and-run<\/a>. I thought, &#8220;Holy shizz! Britney ran over George!&#8221; Wouldn&#8217;t that have been incredible? However, the two stories were unrelated.  I should have grabbed a screen shot, but since I didn&#8217;t, I will repost this picture of Britney Spears wearing my <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/pro-detail.php?colid=28&amp;collect=true&amp;id=226\">Borgia poison ring<\/a> during a <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/08\/britneywatch-continued.html\">topless lesbian pool romp<\/a>, because it is impossible to say &#8220;topless lesbian pool romp&#8221; too often.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ok-magazine.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/RvapaldaedI\/AAAAAAAAApE\/MoRr1JfxobI\/s320\/Britney+OK+cover.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5113460701122951634\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;m afraid I&#8217;m not a big fan of motorcycles ever since I saw a terrible accident involving one. Luckily everyone survived this latest incident. Get well soon, George Clooney and lady friend! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the weekend, I checked People.com and got the fright of my life, or at least the fright of that minute of my life. There was a story saying George Clooney had been injured in a motorcycle accident and directly under it, a story saying Britney Spears was charged in a hit-and-run. I thought, &#8220;Holy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/almost-craziest-celeb-story-ever\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,10,43,7],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-161","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-britney-spears","7":"category-celebrities","8":"category-my-designs","9":"category-poison-rings","10":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}