{"id":1578,"date":"2009-07-07T20:47:17","date_gmt":"2009-07-08T00:47:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=1578"},"modified":"2010-04-02T00:20:22","modified_gmt":"2010-04-02T04:20:22","slug":"an-interesting-ladies-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/an-interesting-ladies-room\/","title":{"rendered":"London, Day 1: An Interesting Ladies&#8217; Room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MrB and I arrived in London this morning in time for a day full of thunderstorms, redeemed by dinner with our gorgeous friends Bruce, Michele and <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/thursday-book-club-southern-fried-kansas\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dave<\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hixoysterandchophouse.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\">Hix Oyster &amp; Chop House<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>At one point, I excused myself to visit the ladies&#8217; room, where I puzzled over a framed drawing in one of the stalls.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1584\" style=\"width: 196px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1584\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1584\" title=\"bathroomart1\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/bathroomart1-186x300.jpg\" alt=\"Are those what I think they are?\" width=\"186\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/bathroomart1-186x300.jpg 186w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/bathroomart1.jpg 637w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 186px) 100vw, 186px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1584\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Are those what I think they are?<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1585\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1585\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1585\" title=\"bathroomart2\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/bathroomart2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Zooming in...yeah...those look like...\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/bathroomart2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/bathroomart2.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1585\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Zooming in...yeah...those look like...<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1586\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1586\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1586\" title=\"bathroomart3\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/bathroomart3-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"The caption settles it. It's definitely a &quot;queue of dildos.&quot;\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/bathroomart3-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/bathroomart3.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1586\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The caption settles it. It&#39;s definitely a &quot;queue of dildos.&quot;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Just goes to show that it&#8217;s good to take a camera everywhere you go. You never know where you might find some good dildo drawings. Of course, it&#8217;s also good to take pictures of your friends. Here are Bruce and Michele.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1588\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1588\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1588\" title=\"brucemichele\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/brucemichele-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Bruce is often mistaken for Eddie Vedder.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/brucemichele-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/brucemichele.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1588\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bruce is often mistaken for Eddie Vedder.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>And here I am with Dave, who is trying to make a very knowledgeable face.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1589\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1589\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1589\" title=\"davewendy\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/davewendy-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Dave knows things.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/davewendy-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/davewendy.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1589\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dave knows things.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A few years ago, when we were all visiting London at the same time, Dave joined MrB and me for a drive to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hrp.org.uk\/HamptonCourtPalace\/\" target=\"_blank\">Hampton Court Palace<\/a>, one of the favorite palaces of <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/thursday-book-club-six-wives-of-henry-viii\/\" target=\"_blank\">Henry the VIII<\/a>. Dave got to sit up front with the chatty driver, who was continuously amazed that Dave, a journalist, knew about things like rugby and council houses. The driver kept exclaiming, &#8220;You know everything! You media people know everything!&#8221; My favorite moment was when we passed a church on our way back to the hotel and the following conversation took place:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Driver to Dave, &#8220;Do you know the name of this church, too?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Dave, reading a clearly visible sign: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www2.stmartin-in-the-fields.org\/page\/home\/home.html\" target=\"_blank\">St. Martin-in-the-Fields<\/a>.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Driver, astonished: &#8220;You know EVERYTHING!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Dave does know a hell of a lot, but he didn&#8217;t know why there was dildo art in the ladies&#8217; bathroom at Hix Oyster &amp; Chop House. I guess if he doesn&#8217;t know, no one does!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1592\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1592\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1592\" title=\"mrbandgang\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/mrbandgang-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"MrB and the gang\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/mrbandgang-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/mrbandgang.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1592\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">MrB and the gang<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Now I have to tear myself away from the computer (did you see? <a href=\"http:\/\/francisnewyork.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/the-francis-subway-map-dress-feels-the-love\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Francis subway map dress went kinda viral<\/a>!) and go to sleep or I won&#8217;t have enough energy to take more dildo-rific pictures for y&#8217;all tomorrow!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">UPDATED TO ADD: I&#8217;m wearing my <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/mad-plaid-and-dangerous-to-know\/\" target=\"_blank\">Francis plaid patchwork jacket<\/a> in the photo, and alert blogger <a href=\"http:\/\/tinatheoccasionalcook.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Tina<\/a> spotted Ruby Dee recently wearing the same piece! Thanks, Tina!<\/p>\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MrB and I arrived in London this morning in time for a day full of thunderstorms, redeemed by dinner with our gorgeous friends Bruce, Michele and Dave at Hix Oyster &amp; Chop House. 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