{"id":156,"date":"2007-09-20T12:56:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-20T19:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=156"},"modified":"2007-09-20T12:56:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-20T19:56:00","slug":"footwear-creeps-in-on-little-mouse-feet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/footwear-creeps-in-on-little-mouse-feet\/","title":{"rendered":"The Footwear Creeps in on Little Mouse Feet"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Fasshonburu<\/a> pointed out these mouse shoes<\/a> by the late Marc Jacobs<\/a> (he’s not really dead, just late, so please stop crying). I asked myself, “Self, would mouse feet make you happy?” But upon serious reflection, I realized that only fish feet<\/a> will do. Alas.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>“Jaws Platform Pumps<\/a>” aren’t going to appease me either. Fish<\/a> or nothing!<\/p>\n

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UPDATED TO ADD: I almost had heart failure just now when I clicked on the fish feet link on Bluefly and saw the shoes were IN STOCK! But it turned out to be only in size 8, and I’m a 6.5 or so. Quelle horreur! <\/span>
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Fasshonburu pointed out these mouse shoes by the late Marc Jacobs (he’s not really dead, just late, so please stop crying). I asked myself, “Self, would mouse feet make you happy?” But upon serious reflection, I realized that only fish feet will do. Alas. “Jaws Platform Pumps” aren’t going to appease me either. Fish or…<\/p>\n

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