{"id":153,"date":"2007-09-19T08:19:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-19T15:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=153"},"modified":"2007-09-19T08:19:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-19T15:19:00","slug":"fish-feet-i-want-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/fish-feet-i-want-them\/","title":{"rendered":"Fish Feet. 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