{"id":153,"date":"2007-09-19T08:19:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-19T15:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=153"},"modified":"2007-09-19T08:19:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-19T15:19:00","slug":"fish-feet-i-want-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/fish-feet-i-want-them\/","title":{"rendered":"Fish Feet. I Want Them."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/RvC6Q7KPl2I\/AAAAAAAAAlM\/BtkoQthfZYM\/s1600-h\/fishshoes.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/RvC6Q7KPl2I\/AAAAAAAAAlM\/BtkoQthfZYM\/s320\/fishshoes.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5111790376986842978\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.christianlouboutin.fr\/\">Christian Louboutin<\/a> still hasn&#8217;t sent me these delightful shoes despite my helpful hints on this blog. Now Shoewawa tortures me with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shoewawa.com\/2007\/09\/cat_vs_fishthat.html\">this post<\/a>. Bad Shoewawa!<\/p>\n<p>How could anyone fail to see how perfect my life would be if only I had fish feet?<\/p>\n<p>My previous fishy posts:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/08\/somethings-fishy.html\">August 23<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/08\/no-good-fish-goes-anywhere-without.html\">August 29<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christian Louboutin still hasn&#8217;t sent me these delightful shoes despite my helpful hints on this blog. Now Shoewawa tortures me with this post. Bad Shoewawa! How could anyone fail to see how perfect my life would be if only I had fish feet? My previous fishy posts: August 23 August 29<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[57,31],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-153","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-fish-feet","7":"category-shoes","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}