{"id":143,"date":"2007-09-14T19:30:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-15T02:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=143"},"modified":"2007-09-14T19:30:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-15T02:30:00","slug":"things-my-husband-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/things-my-husband-says\/","title":{"rendered":"Things My Husband Says"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.colgate.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/RutCu4YqC3I\/AAAAAAAAAjk\/uV34P9vfMAg\/s320\/paste.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5110251575359179634\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>1. Trees don&#8217;t grow to the sky.<br \/>2. You can&#8217;t put toothpaste back in the tube.<br \/>3. The best is the enemy of the good.<\/div>\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Trees don&#8217;t grow to the sky.2. You can&#8217;t put toothpaste back in the tube.3. The best is the enemy of the good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-gorgeous-family","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}