{"id":13721,"date":"2011-12-13T18:57:34","date_gmt":"2011-12-13T23:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=13721"},"modified":"2011-12-21T00:33:18","modified_gmt":"2011-12-21T05:33:18","slug":"foghorn-leghorn-would-say-thats-a-joke-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/foghorn-leghorn-would-say-thats-a-joke-son\/","title":{"rendered":"Foghorn Leghorn Would Say, &#8220;That&#8217;s a Joke, Son!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In 2001, when I did my first jewelry designs &#8212; my own <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/store\/products.php?product=Gravity-Engagement-Ring\" target=\"_blank\">engagement ring<\/a> and wedding band &#8212; I opted for a lot of exposed metal surface with a satin finish. I wanted to do something that contrasted with the popular &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=bling\" target=\"_blank\">bling<\/a>&#8221; look of high-polished white metal dripping with pav\u00e9 diamonds. I was tired of seeing that over-the-top look everywhere. I wanted a style that was luxurious but didn&#8217;t scream for attention. When I started <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\" target=\"_blank\">my jewelry line<\/a> several years later, I stayed with that aesthetic. The metal &#8212; usually 18K yellow gold &#8212; and the texture of the metal has always been the most important element to me. It wasn&#8217;t the easiest path to take, because many people think that only gems can be high-end, but I had to stay true to my vision. And, these days, educated people know that <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/get-smart-about-the-price-of-gold\/\" target=\"_blank\">gold is the true luxury<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13724\" style=\"width: 471px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/jewel-of-the-month-empress-wu-dragon-earrings\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13724\" class=\" wp-image-13724 \" title=\"dragonearringslowres3-768x1024\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/dragonearringslowres3-768x10243.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/dragonearringslowres3-768x10243.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/dragonearringslowres3-768x10243-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13724\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My Empress Wu dragon earrings are all about the color and texture of the gold. Click for more photos.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>While I&#8217;m particular about what I wear, I don&#8217;t care much about what other people wear. When I launched my blog in 2007, I picked the motto that I still use today: <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/frequently-asked-questions\/#13\" target=\"_blank\">Wear What You Want<\/a>.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not the fashion police. <a href=\"http:\/\/fashionsmostwanted.blogspot.com\/2010\/12\/friday-quotes-diana-vreeland.html\" target=\"_blank\">Like the late Diana Vreeland, I think that too much good taste is boring<\/a>.\u00a0 That said, very rarely, something is so wrong that I have to <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/category\/drawing-the-line\/\" target=\"_blank\">draw the line<\/a>. I&#8217;ve drawn the line at:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/drawing-the-line-at-hillary-clintons-hair-clip\/\" target=\"_blank\">Hillary Clinton&#8217;s hair clip<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/drawing-the-line-at-courtney-loves-nipples\/\" target=\"_blank\">Courtney Love&#8217;s nipples <\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/drawing-the-line-at-the-cutout-herve-leger-dress\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Herve Leger Slut Dress<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m drawing the line at rapper <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wakaflocka1017.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Waka Flocka Flame<\/a>&#8216;s <a href=\"http:\/\/cdn.mediatakeout.com\/52872\/lmaoooo-rapper-wacka-flocka-shows-off-his-new-150k-chain-so-is-that-what-goons-are-wearing-these-days.html\" target=\"_blank\">blinged-out Foghorn Leghorn necklace<\/a>. If you didn&#8217;t grow up watching <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Looney_Tunes\" target=\"_blank\">Looney Tunes<\/a> like me and don&#8217;t know who <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Foghorn_Leghorn\" target=\"_blank\">Foghorn Leghorn<\/a> is, here&#8217;s a short video clip.<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"420\" height=\"315\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/KTwnwbG9YLE?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"420\" height=\"315\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/KTwnwbG9YLE?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Yes, Foghorn Leghorn is a giant chicken with a Southern accent. Here&#8217;s how he looks all blinged out for Waka Flocka Flame&#8217;s enjoyment.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13725\" style=\"width: 462px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/realtalkny.uproxx.com\/2011\/12\/topic\/topic\/pictures\/poppin-or-floppin-waka-flockas-new-foghorn-leghorn-chain\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13725\" class=\" wp-image-13725 \" title=\"wakachain-e1323455266762\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/wakachain-e1323455266762.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"452\" height=\"726\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/wakachain-e1323455266762.jpg 565w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/wakachain-e1323455266762-186x300.jpg 186w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 452px) 100vw, 452px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13725\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Waka's Foghorn pendant. Via Real Talk NY. Click for source.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>You can see it in action in this clip. Note that Foghorn is wearing a bracelet of his own.<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"560\" height=\"315\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/W3c2oWTojpw?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/W3c2oWTojpw?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I had vaguely thought the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xxlmag.com\/news\/latest-headlines\/2007\/03\/lil-jon-sets-guinness-world-record\/\" target=\"_blank\">whole musician &#8220;bling&#8221; thing peaked in 2007 Lil Jon&#8217;s record-setting &#8220;Crunk Ain&#8217;t Dead&#8221; chain<\/a>. I was wrong. It&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m always against this look: I was very amused by rapper <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/rick-ross-and-my-dream-jewelry-job\/\" target=\"_blank\">Rick Ross&#8217;s diamond version of his own face<\/a>. I liked it even more when <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/wendy-brandes\/rapolantern-rick-ross-pum_b_1067765.html\" target=\"_blank\">reinterpreted in pumpkin<\/a>. And, of course, Rick Ross&#8217;s own diamond necklace that depicts Rick Ross wearing the Rick Ross face necklace is just beyond. <\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13727\" style=\"width: 485px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/theurbandaily.com\/gossip-news\/theurbandailystaff2\/rick-ross-shows-off-new-chain-in-nike-commercial\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13727\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/rick-ross-chain.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"rick-ross-chain\" width=\"475\" height=\"285\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13727\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/rick-ross-chain.jpg 475w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/rick-ross-chain-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 475px) 100vw, 475px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13727\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Is it a dream within a dream?! Rick Ross wearing Rick Ross from The Urban Daily. Click for source.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>But diamond cartoon characters? I have to draw the line. &#8220;No&#8221; to <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/what-wont-be-in-my-next-collection-family-guy-jewelry\/\" target=\"_blank\">Justin Bieber&#8217;s Stewie necklace<\/a>. &#8220;No&#8221; to Foghorn Leghorn. (I&#8217;m not just anti-cartoon jewelry. I&#8217;m anti-cartoon tattoo, so &#8220;no&#8221; to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fabsugar.com\/Freaky-Fabulous-Marc-Jacobs-SpongeBob-Tattoo-1553774\" target=\"_blank\">Marc Jacobs&#8217;s SpongeBob SquarePants tattoo<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>Hey, I love an in-your-face statement piece that says &#8220;Fuck you&#8221; to the world. After all, one of my best-selling designs is my swear-ring set.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13735\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/store\/products.php?product=Swear-Rings\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13735\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Swear_Rings__82214_std.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Swear_Rings__82214_std\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13735\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Swear_Rings__82214_std.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Swear_Rings__82214_std-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Swear_Rings__82214_std-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13735\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My swear rings. Click to shop.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;m working on some custom rings now that are even crazier than those. But, damn, if your jewelry is going to make people laugh out loud, at least be sure they&#8217;re laughing with you &#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13736\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/store\/products.php?product=LOL-Rings\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13736\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/LOL_ring_80__71875_std.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"LOL_ring_80__71875_std\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13736\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/LOL_ring_80__71875_std.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/LOL_ring_80__71875_std-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/LOL_ring_80__71875_std-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13736\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My LOL rings. Click to shop.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8230; not at you! And if you&#8217;re wearing a necklace that brings the words &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theclassictoons.com\/17\/leghorn-swoggled\/\" target=\"_blank\">rootin&#8217; tootin&#8217; chicken hawk<\/a>&#8221; to mind, they&#8217;re probably laughing at you. Just sayin&#8217;!<\/p>\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 2001, when I did my first jewelry designs &#8212; my own engagement ring and wedding band &#8212; I opted for a lot of exposed metal surface with a satin finish. I wanted to do something that contrasted with the popular &#8220;bling&#8221; look of high-polished white metal dripping with pav\u00e9 diamonds. 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