{"id":13085,"date":"2011-11-01T00:01:48","date_gmt":"2011-11-01T04:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=13085"},"modified":"2011-11-01T20:33:02","modified_gmt":"2011-11-02T00:33:02","slug":"im-here-to-help-you-kim-kardashian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/im-here-to-help-you-kim-kardashian\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Here to Help You, Kim Kardashian!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Like a lot of small-business owners, I spend my free time sitting at the bar, telling my friends and random winos that my career would be MADE if only a huge celebrity bought something from me. Well, I think my overnight success must be nigh because <a href=\"http:\/\/www.people.com\/people\/article\/0,,20541325,00.html\" target=\"_blank\">Kim Kardashian<\/a>&#8216;s 72-day marriage is over and who should she come to for that pesky unwanted-engagement-ring problem besides <em>moi<\/em>?<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13086\" style=\"width: 430px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hollywoodlife.com\/2011\/10\/31\/kim-kardashian-engagement-ring-lorraine-schwartz\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13086\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13086 \" title=\"kimkring\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/kimkring.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"583\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/kimkring.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/kimkring-216x300.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13086\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Kim&#39;s engagement ring by Lorraine Schwartz. Photo from Hollywood Life. Click for source.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>It would be awful to try to return the ring to the original designer, Lorraine Schwartz. Lorraine has probably used that money to pay bills already! Your personal mistake shouldn&#8217;t be her business problem. Because I specialize in redesigning jewelry for any reason whatsoever, I&#8217;m ready to step in and help. I&#8217;m envisioning a pendant and non-matching earrings, heavy on yellow gold and medieval influences to get away from that typically &#8220;engagement-ring&#8221; look.<\/p>\n<p>Kim, here are a few of my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/custom-pieces.php\" target=\"_blank\">custom<\/a> designs that used existing stones. Some were turned into other engagement rings; some into something new entirely. Click the photos for more information.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13087\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/adventures-in-engagement-ring-redesigning\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13087\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13087\" title=\"Susan_M__63275_std\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Susan_M__63275_std.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Susan_M__63275_std.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Susan_M__63275_std-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Susan_M__63275_std-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13087\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Susan&#39;s redesigned engagement ring.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_13088\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/jewel-of-the-month-traceys-custom-engagement-ring\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13088\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13088 \" title=\"Tracey_Eng_Ring__75208_std\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Tracey_Eng_Ring__75208_std.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Tracey_Eng_Ring__75208_std.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Tracey_Eng_Ring__75208_std-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Tracey_Eng_Ring__75208_std-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13088\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tracey&#39;s engagement ring, made with her grandmother&#39;s diamonds.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_13089\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/jewel-of-the-month-heathers-engagement-ring\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13089\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13089\" title=\"Heather_M__98632_std\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Heather_M__98632_std.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Heather_M__98632_std.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Heather_M__98632_std-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Heather_M__98632_std-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13089\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I used an old pair of earrings for Heather&#39;s ring.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_13090\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/store\/products.php?product=Barbara%27s-Diamond-Pendant\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13090\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13090\" title=\"barbara_diam_M__01347_std\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/barbara_diam_M__01347_std.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/barbara_diam_M__01347_std.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/barbara_diam_M__01347_std-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/barbara_diam_M__01347_std-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13090\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">When my mother lost one diamond stud earring, I made the other into a pendant.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_13091\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/store\/products.php?product=Terri%27s-Custom-Birthday-Earrings\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13091\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13091\" title=\"Terri_'sCustomEarrings_80__29750_std\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Terri_sCustomEarrings_80__29750_std.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Terri_sCustomEarrings_80__29750_std.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Terri_sCustomEarrings_80__29750_std-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Terri_sCustomEarrings_80__29750_std-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13091\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The rubies in my sister&#39;s earrings originally came from a ring. They were then used in a necklace and finally used in this design.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>As you non-Kardashians can see from the above examples, you don&#8217;t have to be a reality-show star to get a piece of jewelry redesigned. Just holla at me at wbjewelry at hotmail dot com, tell me what you&#8217;ve got and what you&#8217;d like to do and what your budget is. Let&#8217;s talk!<\/p>\n<p>UPDATED TO ADD: Maybe I spoke too soon, Kim. If you plan to get engagement\/married a lot, don&#8217;t do anything with the diamonds right away. Wait till you get some more and then make a major piece like the <a href=\"http:\/\/articles.latimes.com\/1990-04-23\/news\/mn-306_1_paulette-goddard\" target=\"_blank\">late actress Paulette Goddard<\/a> did. In his book <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Holy-Terror-Andy-Warhol-Close\/dp\/0815410085\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up<\/em><\/a>, Bob Colacello <a href=\"http:\/\/www.people.com\/people\/archive\/article\/0,,20118851,00.html\" target=\"_blank\">quotes Warhol-crony Goddard as saying<\/a> of her diamond necklace, &#8220;They&#8217;re all my old engagement rings. I always sent back the setting and kept the rock.&#8221; Oh, the ruthless glamour of it all! That&#8217;s a design I&#8217;d love to do. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like a lot of small-business owners, I spend my free time sitting at the bar, telling my friends and random winos that my career would be MADE if only a huge celebrity bought something from me. 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