{"id":13033,"date":"2011-10-26T00:01:17","date_gmt":"2011-10-26T04:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=13033"},"modified":"2011-10-27T09:29:51","modified_gmt":"2011-10-27T13:29:51","slug":"no-need-to-be-a-sexy-cat-this-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/no-need-to-be-a-sexy-cat-this-halloween\/","title":{"rendered":"No Need to Be a Sexy Cat This Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wondering what to do for a Halloween costume? Thinking of going with that old stand-by: the sexy cat? No need! I have found the ultimate sexy costume. Behold! The sexy watermelon dress from Yandy.com.<\/p>\n

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Click to buy the sexy watermelon dress.<\/p><\/div>\n

Yandy.com has every sexy Halloween costume option, including the sexy banana<\/a>; the sexy skunk<\/a> (that one’s for you, Jennine<\/a>); the sexy straitjacket<\/a> (aka Anita Sedative);\u00a0 the sexy Platinum credit card<\/a> (what? no black card<\/a>?); and the sexy light-up Tinkerbell costume<\/a> (the one after my own heart!<\/a>).<\/p>\n

I hope these sexy outfits appeal to some of you, because I’m scared of what else I might see on Halloween. Based solely and unscientifically on my blog analytics, this year’s most coveted costume is Old Gregg<\/a>. I’m not sure how many glowing manginas I can tolerate.<\/p>\n

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Click for original post on this costume.<\/p><\/div>\n

For those of you who haven’t yet been completely traumatized by Old Gregg, his tutu and his mangina … have at it.<\/p>\n

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Wondering what to do for a Halloween costume? Thinking of going with that old stand-by: the sexy cat? No need! I have found the ultimate sexy costume. Behold! The sexy watermelon dress from Yandy.com. Yandy.com has every sexy Halloween costume option, including the sexy banana; the sexy skunk (that one’s for you, Jennine); the sexy…<\/p>\n

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