{"id":12906,"date":"2011-10-16T21:32:09","date_gmt":"2011-10-17T01:32:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=12906"},"modified":"2011-10-16T21:32:09","modified_gmt":"2011-10-17T01:32:09","slug":"flo-rida-and-the-cookie-mystery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/flo-rida-and-the-cookie-mystery\/","title":{"rendered":"Flo Rida and the Cookie Mystery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I see Flo Rida&#8217;s 2009 &#8220;Right Round&#8221; video on the rap-music TV channel piped into my gym, I think, &#8220;Why is this guy standing on a giant, rotating Oreo?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"420\" height=\"315\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/CcCw1ggftuQ?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"420\" height=\"315\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/CcCw1ggftuQ?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>\nDespite the big cookie, I love this song (which features <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/fashion-repeats-itself-trashy-couture-30-years-apart\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ke$ha<\/a>&#8216;s voice) because it samples, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo\" target=\"_blank\">You Spin Me Round<\/a>,&#8221; a 1984 song by British New Wave band <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dead_or_Alive_%28band%29\" target=\"_blank\">Dead or Alive<\/a>. I was crazy for Dead or Alive in 1984, especially their first album, <em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sophisticated_Boom_Boom\" target=\"_blank\">Sophisticated Boom Boom<\/a><\/em>. While listening to it, I used to stare adoringly at the album cover, which featured lead singer Pete Burns crouching in a sea of animal prints.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_12909\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Sophisticated-Boom-Dead-Alive\/dp\/B0000025Z7\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12909\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12909\" title=\"sophisticated\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/sophisticated.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/sophisticated.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/sophisticated-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/sophisticated-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-12909\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click to buy.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Due to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.celebitchy.com\/128014\/pete_burns_on_his_extreme_plastic_surgery_pus_squirting_out_science_fiction_horror_\/\" target=\"_blank\">horrific plastic surgery<\/a>, Pete Burns is no longer the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefreedictionary.com\/androgyne\" target=\"_blank\">androgyne<\/a> of my early &#8217;80s dreams, but I still prefer his cover of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/KC_and_the_Sunshine_Band\" target=\"_blank\">KC and the Sunshine Band<\/a>&#8216;s &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/That%27s_the_Way_%28I_Like_It%29\" target=\"_blank\">That&#8217;s the Way (I Like It)<\/a>&#8221; to the original. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I see Flo Rida&#8217;s 2009 &#8220;Right Round&#8221; video on the rap-music TV channel piped into my gym, I think, &#8220;Why is this guy standing on a giant, rotating Oreo?&#8221; Despite the big cookie, I love this song (which features Ke$ha&#8216;s voice) because it samples, &#8220;You Spin Me Round,&#8221; a 1984 song by British&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/flo-rida-and-the-cookie-mystery\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12909,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-music","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12906"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12912,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12906\/revisions\/12912"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}