{"id":129,"date":"2007-09-09T21:40:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-10T04:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=129"},"modified":"2007-09-09T21:40:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-10T04:40:00","slug":"save-britney-spears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/save-britney-spears\/","title":{"rendered":"Save Britney Spears!"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"\"<\/a>Britney swimming with my Borgia ring<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Britney Spears<\/a>, my favorite jewelry thief, had a rough time at the VMAs<\/a> last night. But America loves a comeback, and I sincerely hope she will get her act together. I know people are saying she’s over but if Richard Nixon can make a comeback, anyone can. Honestly, I didn’t think Britney was the low point of the evening. I’m not going to name names because I still want all the tone-deaf singers and unfunny comedians to steal my jewelry and put me on the cover of OK! Magazine<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I will <\/span>nominate Criss Angel for “fame whore of the year.” I believe it’s an Emmy category now. And I don’t care if he never steals my jewelry. I wouldn’t even let him buy it. Okay, I would let him buy it. Who am I kidding? But still, shame on you, Criss Angel! And on MTV, for using a troubled young woman to try to boost their ratings. Here’s a plan for better ratings: produce a better show! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Britney swimming with my Borgia ring. Britney Spears, my favorite jewelry thief, had a rough time at the VMAs last night. But America loves a comeback, and I sincerely hope she will get her act together. I know people are saying she’s over but if Richard Nixon can make a comeback, anyone can. Honestly, I…<\/p>\n

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