{"id":129,"date":"2007-09-09T21:40:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-10T04:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=129"},"modified":"2007-09-09T21:40:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-10T04:40:00","slug":"save-britney-spears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/save-britney-spears\/","title":{"rendered":"Save Britney Spears!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/pro-detail.php?colid=28&amp;collect=true&amp;id=226\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/RuTLQuOTHNI\/AAAAAAAAAgE\/AfG5mcDFxs4\/s320\/Britney+OK+cover.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108431365491334354\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Britney swimming with my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gigicaron.com\/vivat_regina.asp?path=ring_locket&amp;thumbstrip=0\">Borgia ring<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/search\/label\/Britney%20Spears\">Britney Spears<\/a>, my favorite jewelry thief, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ok-magazine.com\/news\/view\/1206\">had a rough time at the VMAs<\/a> last night.  But America loves a comeback, and I sincerely hope she will get her act together.  I know people are saying she&#8217;s over but if Richard Nixon can make a comeback, anyone can.  Honestly, I didn&#8217;t think Britney was the low point of the evening.  I&#8217;m not going to name names because I still want all the tone-deaf singers and unfunny comedians to steal my jewelry and put me on the cover of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ok-magazine.com\/\">OK! Magazine<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">will <\/span>nominate Criss Angel for &#8220;fame whore of the year.&#8221; I believe it&#8217;s an Emmy category now. And I don&#8217;t care if he never steals my jewelry. I wouldn&#8217;t even let him buy it. Okay, I would let him buy it. Who am I kidding? But still, shame on you, Criss Angel! And on MTV, for using a troubled young woman to try to boost their ratings. Here&#8217;s a plan for better ratings: produce a better show! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Britney swimming with my Borgia ring. Britney Spears, my favorite jewelry thief, had a rough time at the VMAs last night. But America loves a comeback, and I sincerely hope she will get her act together. I know people are saying she&#8217;s over but if Richard Nixon can make a comeback, anyone can. Honestly, I&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/save-britney-spears\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5,43,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-britney-spears","category-insanity","category-my-designs","category-poison-rings","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}