{"id":127,"date":"2007-09-09T11:03:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-09T18:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=127"},"modified":"2007-09-09T11:03:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-09T18:03:00","slug":"do-you-ever-feel-like-something-is-missing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/do-you-ever-feel-like-something-is-missing\/","title":{"rendered":"Do You Ever Feel Like Something Is Missing?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yet you can&#8217;t quite figure out what it is?<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.syren.com\/5826.php\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/RuQ1qeOTHHI\/AAAAAAAAAfU\/qx8i-9ymRs4\/s320\/spankdress.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108266881128799346\" border=\"0\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">&#8220;I can&#8217;t put my finger on it, but something is amiss, &#8221; thought Gwendolyn.  &#8220;Luckily, a LBD is always appropriate!&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Gorgeous future client (ahem!) Jane, noticing my latex fetish, directed me to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.syren.com\/c-188-latex-dresses-gowns.aspx\">Syren Latex<\/a>. Syren has high-end <a href=\"http:\/\/www.syren.com\/8628.php\">leggings <\/a>as well as air-conditioned dresses. They also have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.syren.com\/lubricant.php\">polish<\/a> so you can keep your latex nice and shiny.  Syren&#8217;s site is not for children, so if you&#8217;re a child, stop reading this blog and go do your homework! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yet you can&#8217;t quite figure out what it is? &#8220;I can&#8217;t put my finger on it, but something is amiss, &#8221; thought Gwendolyn. &#8220;Luckily, a LBD is always appropriate!&#8221; Gorgeous future client (ahem!) Jane, noticing my latex fetish, directed me to Syren Latex. Syren has high-end leggings as well as air-conditioned dresses. They also have&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/do-you-ever-feel-like-something-is-missing\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8,22,32],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-127","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-gorgeous-clients","7":"category-latex","8":"category-shopping-suggestions","9":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}