{"id":12471,"date":"2012-07-20T14:55:23","date_gmt":"2012-07-20T18:55:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=12471"},"modified":"2012-07-20T14:58:22","modified_gmt":"2012-07-20T18:58:22","slug":"good-wedding-cake-not-so-good-wedding-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/good-wedding-cake-not-so-good-wedding-cake\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Wedding Cake, Not-So-Good Wedding Cake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MrB and I are celebrating our 11th wedding anniversary on Sunday. <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/what-wendy-wore-ten-years-ago-today\/\" target=\"_blank\">Last year, I tried on my wedding gown for a blog post<\/a>, but this year I&#8217;m going to concentrate on cake. I loved my crazy-looking wedding cake by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weddingcakes.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ron Ben-Israel<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_16391\" style=\"width: 506px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/your-wedding-wish-is-my-command-now-vote\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-16391\" class=\" wp-image-16391\" title=\"weddingcake\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/weddingcake.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"496\" height=\"515\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/weddingcake.jpg 709w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/weddingcake-289x300.jpg 289w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 496px) 100vw, 496px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-16391\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">July 22, 2001.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another shot of it.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12486\" title=\"gallant\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/gallant.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"324\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/gallant.jpg 324w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/gallant-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 324px) 100vw, 324px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Guests lined up to take pictures of that cake. As a result, their friends and family all across the country saw it. That inspired one bride to attempt to copy it, but her baker didn&#8217;t have Ben-Israel&#8217;s skills. As former pro boxer Eric Kelly would say, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesfegotist.com\/news\/national\/2012\/may\/22\/best-ad-boxing-gym-ever-seriously-ever\" target=\"_blank\">Everything ain&#8217;t for everybody<\/a>.&#8221; Here is the result.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_12482\" style=\"width: 299px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12482\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12482 \" title=\"DCF 1.0\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/goofusa.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"289\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/goofusa.jpg 289w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/goofusa-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 289px) 100vw, 289px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-12482\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It looks a little squat, doesn&#8217;t it?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>If I recall correctly, the whole thing started melting and the top layer of the cake slid off. Bystanders quickly piled the flowers onto the second, corset-shaped layer.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12483\" title=\"DCF 1.0\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/goofusb.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"290\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/goofusb.jpg 290w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/goofusb-201x300.jpg 201w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 290px) 100vw, 290px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I treasure these photos because they remind me of the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Highlights_for_Children#Goofus_.26_Gallant\" target=\"_blank\">Goofus and Gallant feature<\/a> in <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Highlights_for_Children\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Highlights for Children<\/em><\/a>, if Goofus and Gallant were cakes. But, hey, it&#8217;s not a real party until something goes wrong. I hope the rest of the wedding was great and, more importantly, that the marriage is going strong.<\/p>\n<p>For more pastry hilarity, check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cakewrecks.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Cake Wrecks<\/a>. To hear former pro boxer Eric Kelly call a bunch of Wall Street guys &#8220;motherfuckers,&#8221; check out this video.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/42209600\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\"><\/iframe><\/center> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MrB and I are celebrating our 11th wedding anniversary on Sunday. Last year, I tried on my wedding gown for a blog post, but this year I&#8217;m going to concentrate on cake. I loved my crazy-looking wedding cake by Ron Ben-Israel. Here&#8217;s another shot of it. Guests lined up to take pictures of that cake&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/good-wedding-cake-not-so-good-wedding-cake\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12482,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[110,51,24,550,118],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-12471","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-anniversaries","8":"category-food","9":"category-great-minds-think-alike","10":"category-vintage-wendyb-photos","11":"category-weddings","12":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12471"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16398,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12471\/revisions\/16398"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}