{"id":1237,"date":"2009-06-15T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-15T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/good-squirrelbad-squirrel\/"},"modified":"2013-10-25T14:15:49","modified_gmt":"2013-10-25T18:15:49","slug":"good-squirrelbad-squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/good-squirrelbad-squirrel\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Squirrel\/Bad Squirrel"},"content":{"rendered":"

A good squirrel is one you can wear around your neck.<\/p>\n

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WendyB’s haiku-inspiring<\/a> silver Squirrel Necklace is available for $125
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A bad squirrel is one that invades my personal space while I am sitting outside minding my own damn business.<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>“This squirrel is a little closer than normal.”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>“Uh-oh, he sees me.”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>“That is close enough, buddy.”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>“RUN AWAY!”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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UPDATED TO ADD: Note the horrible bald patches on the squirrel in the last photo. Also, I was not zooming in! He was really that close. Him and his mange.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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A good squirrel is one you can wear around your neck. WendyB’s haiku-inspiring silver Squirrel Necklace is available for $125 Click photo to purchase A bad squirrel is one that invades my personal space while I am sitting outside minding my own damn business. “This squirrel is a little closer than normal.”   “Uh-oh, he…<\/p>\n

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