{"id":1226,"date":"2009-06-04T07:12:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T14:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/balmain-for-eight-crazy-nights\/"},"modified":"2009-06-18T15:22:26","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T19:22:26","slug":"balmain-for-eight-crazy-nights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/balmain-for-eight-crazy-nights\/","title":{"rendered":"Balmain for Eight Crazy Nights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I first glimpsed this studded <a href=\"http:\/\/www.style.com\/fashionshows\/review\/S2009RTW-BALMAIN\" target=\"_blank\">Balmain<\/a> tank top in <a href=\"http:\/\/bergdorfgoodman.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Bergdorf Goodman<\/a>, I thought it had a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Menorah_%28Hanukkah%29\" target=\"_blank\">menorah<\/a> on it.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SifUGM7T3NI\/AAAAAAAAH1w\/3Pex4UH0PZs\/s1600-h\/IMG00058.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343472685912677586\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SifUGM7T3NI\/AAAAAAAAH1w\/3Pex4UH0PZs\/s320\/IMG00058.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Furtive cell phone photo<\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<p>Now I can&#8217;t get this Adam Sandler song out of my head.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Vrd9p47MPHg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Vrd9p47MPHg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>That song is really very educational. I like that <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/David_Lee_Roth\" target=\"_blank\">David Lee Roth<\/a> is first on  Sandler&#8217;s list of menorah-lighting Jews. Many years ago, I had a fun <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/ten-paces-turn-and-fire\/\" target=\"_blank\">night out on the town with Diamond Dave<\/a> after meeting him at a strip club. I wasn&#8217;t working there, fools! My friend Dave (another Dave) and I were there getting lap dances. Duh! Anyway, Roth was very smart and funny. I&#8217;d hang out with him in a topless joint any time. Call me, Diamond Dave! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I first glimpsed this studded Balmain tank top in Bergdorf Goodman, I thought it had a menorah on it. Furtive cell phone photo Now I can&#8217;t get this Adam Sandler song out of my head. That song is really very educational. I like that David Lee Roth is first on Sandler&#8217;s list of menorah-lighting&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/balmain-for-eight-crazy-nights\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10,65,42,102],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1226","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-celebrities","7":"category-designers","8":"category-music","9":"category-tops","10":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1226"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1274,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226\/revisions\/1274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}