{"id":1217,"date":"2009-05-26T12:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-26T19:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/weight-loss-tip\/"},"modified":"2009-06-23T00:57:52","modified_gmt":"2009-06-23T04:57:52","slug":"weight-loss-tip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/weight-loss-tip\/","title":{"rendered":"Weight-Loss Tip"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center; font-weight: bold;\">When the moon is directly overhead you weigh slightly less.<\/div>\n<p>I got this bit of trivia from the underside of my Diet Snapple lid. Snapple always puts what it calls a &#8220;Real Fact&#8221; on the flip side of the lid. That&#8217;s where I read that a duck&#8217;s quack doesn&#8217;t echo. I&#8217;m skeptical about that.  I keep meaning to get a duck and stand on the edge of the Grand Canyon to put the Real Fact to the test. I&#8217;ll yell, &#8220;Hello!&#8221; and we&#8217;ll hear, &#8220;Hello hello hello.&#8221; Then, of course, I&#8217;ll yell, &#8220;Echo!&#8221; and we&#8217;ll hear, &#8220;Echo echo echo!&#8221; And then I&#8217;ll squeeze the duck, and it will say, &#8220;Quack!&#8221; And we better hear &#8220;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8221; or I&#8217;m going to have to speak very sternly to the Snapple people. Very sternly, indeed.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/ShwlsgGq4FI\/AAAAAAAAHyQ\/ik7H-dhtsGc\/s1600-h\/mallard_duck.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 144px;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/ShwlsgGq4FI\/AAAAAAAAHyQ\/ik7H-dhtsGc\/s200\/mallard_duck.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340184704616947794\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Test subject<\/span><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<p>You can read more Snapple Real Facts <a href=\"http:\/\/www.popculturemadness.com\/Trivia\/Snapple-Facts.html\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>. We can discuss them tonight while we all stand under the moon. See you there.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of trivia-related group activities, I&#8217;m sad to say that we missed our chance to jointly celebrate <a href=\"http:\/\/www.holidayinsights.com\/moreholidays\/May\/escargotday.htm\" target=\"_blank\">National Escargot Day<\/a>, which was on May 24. It&#8217;s probably for the best. Snails are on my bad side after one rolled around on my new skirt <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/keeping-it-perv-in-family\/\" target=\"_blank\">recently<\/a>. By next May 24, I&#8217;ll probably have gotten over that, so put the holiday on your 2010 calendar.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATED TO ADD: I can&#8217;t believe I published this without reminding you of Peter Cook&#8217;s &#8220;Interesting Facts&#8221; skit, which I previously posted <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/pining-for-pimms-at-harrods\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>. If you haven&#8217;t already seen it, drop everything and watch it now. It&#8217;s worth it just to see John Cleese laugh. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the moon is directly overhead you weigh slightly less. I got this bit of trivia from the underside of my Diet Snapple lid. Snapple always puts what it calls a &#8220;Real Fact&#8221; on the flip side of the lid. That&#8217;s where I read that a duck&#8217;s quack doesn&#8217;t echo. I&#8217;m skeptical about that. 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