{"id":1175,"date":"2009-05-11T21:38:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-12T04:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=1175"},"modified":"2009-06-18T18:21:56","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T22:21:56","slug":"wrinkly-slut-part-deux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/wrinkly-slut-part-deux\/","title":{"rendered":"Wrinkly Slut, Part Deux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2009\/05\/do-you-want-it-wrinkly-or-ignorant.html\" target=\"_blank\">recently mentioned<\/a> that someone left a comment on my blog that referred to me as a &#8220;wrinkly slut.&#8221; (The comment included the demand: &#8220;Explain yourself.&#8221; Um, what? According to you, I&#8217;m wrinkly and a slut. What don&#8217;t you understand?) As I said in that earlier post, I thought &#8220;Wrinkly Slut&#8221; would be a great name for a cocktail, so my gorgeous friend Tina helpfully invented the Wrinkly Slut margarita in my honor.  Tina has just started a blog called <a href=\"http:\/\/tinatheoccasionalcook.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Occasional Cook<\/a> and the very first post is the <a href=\"http:\/\/tinatheoccasionalcook.blogspot.com\/2009\/05\/alright-already.html\" target=\"_blank\">recipe for the Wrinkly Slut<\/a>. We want the Wrinkly Slut to be a drinking craze that sweeps the nation, so please check out Tina&#8217;s post to get the recipe so you can demand the Slut from your local<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefreedictionary.com\/barkeep\" target=\"_blank\"> barkeep<\/a>. Anyone who leaves Tina a nice comment gets extra credit.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/Sgj69x635KI\/AAAAAAAAHqs\/JIl3eeBPEZo\/s1600-h\/WS2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 316px; height: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/Sgj69x635KI\/AAAAAAAAHqs\/JIl3eeBPEZo\/s320\/WS2.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334789697899586722\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">The Wrinkly Slut looks delicious, doesn&#8217;t it?<\/span><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Another gorgeous blogger who was inspired to new creative heights by my wrinkly slut comment is Denise of The Swelle Life. The fact that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theswellelife.com\/swelle_life\/2009\/05\/the-spicy-wendy-brandes.html\" target=\"_blank\">she spoke about me so kindly in a post<\/a> that includes a reference to her Nana&#8217;s foot creme made me all <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=verklempt\" target=\"_blank\">verklempt<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>UPDATED TO ADD: Perhaps Angela, who was an early proponent of creating a Wrinkly Slut cocktail, will share her recipe for the cranberry-garnished version that I wrote about <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/dinner-and-drinks-zig-zag-edition\/\" TARGET=\"_blank\">here<\/a>. Keep an eye on her <a href=\"http:\/\/thegamutabsurd.blogspot.com\/\" TARGET=\"_blank\">blog<\/a>. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I recently mentioned that someone left a comment on my blog that referred to me as a &#8220;wrinkly slut.&#8221; (The comment included the demand: &#8220;Explain yourself.&#8221; Um, what? According to you, I&#8217;m wrinkly and a slut. What don&#8217;t you understand?) As I said in that earlier post, I thought &#8220;Wrinkly Slut&#8221; would be a great&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/wrinkly-slut-part-deux\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12,83],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1175","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-blogs-and-bloggers","7":"category-gorgeous-friends","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1175"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1331,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175\/revisions\/1331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}