{"id":1171,"date":"2009-05-05T21:37:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T04:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=1171"},"modified":"2009-06-18T18:27:13","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T22:27:13","slug":"do-you-want-it-wrinkly-or-ignorant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/do-you-want-it-wrinkly-or-ignorant\/","title":{"rendered":"Do You Want It Wrinkly or Ignorant?"},"content":{"rendered":"

A few months ago, someone submitted a comment to this blog accusing me of being a “wrinkly slut.” My first reaction was to say, “Mom, that’s the pot calling the kettle black!” I kid, I kid. My mother is smooth and chaste. In reality, my first reaction was to say, “‘Wrinkly Slut’ would be a great name for a cocktail!”<\/p>\n

Since then, we — and by “we,” I mean “my gorgeous friend Tina, working entirely by herself” — have slaved over the recipe for the Wrinkly Slut. One effort<\/a> included cranberries, but Tina’s final creation is a spicy margarita. Behold!<\/p>\n

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The Wrinkly Slut is garnished with a Thai chili pepper and a slice of jalapeno. I’m going to let Tina announce the recipe to the world since she deserves the credit, but I assure you it’s very tasty. I also assure you that I’m not as inebriated as I might appear in this photo.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Cheers!<\/span>
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I swear on my chaste mother that I only look bleary-eyed because I was laughing so hard at a Bethany-Kelly conversation on The Real Housewives of New York City<\/a>. Anyway, I think Tina should do a whole line of Slut cocktails. I think there would be a lot of demand for the “Ignorant Slut.”<\/p>\n

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UPDATED TO ADD: I apologize to the people outside the U.S. who can’t see the Saturday Night Live clip from Hulu. It was the best I could do, because the toothless whores at NBC hunt down and delete any SNL clips that appear on YouTube. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A few months ago, someone submitted a comment to this blog accusing me of being a “wrinkly slut.” My first reaction was to say, “Mom, that’s the pot calling the kettle black!” I kid, I kid. My mother is smooth and chaste. In reality, my first reaction was to say, “‘Wrinkly Slut’ would be a…<\/p>\n

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