{"id":1164,"date":"2009-04-27T21:01:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=1164"},"modified":"2009-04-27T21:01:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T04:01:00","slug":"crack-dude-thinks-im-slacker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/crack-dude-thinks-im-slacker\/","title":{"rendered":"Crack Dude Thinks I&#8217;m a Slacker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever my friendly neighborhood crack dude sees me near my apartment in the late afternoon, he says, &#8220;Worked a half-day, huh?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But who is he to criticize? Last year, he promised that he&#8217;d meet me at my office and take me to lunch. I&#8217;m still waiting for my free lunch, crack dude. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever my friendly neighborhood crack dude sees me near my apartment in the late afternoon, he says, &#8220;Worked a half-day, huh?&#8221; But who is he to criticize? Last year, he promised that he&#8217;d meet me at my office and take me to lunch. I&#8217;m still waiting for my free lunch, crack dude.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-insanity","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}