{"id":1117,"date":"2009-03-17T11:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-17T18:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=1117"},"modified":"2009-03-17T11:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-17T18:30:00","slug":"holiday-confusion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/holiday-confusion\/","title":{"rendered":"Holiday Confusion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know how calendars have all the important holidays printed in them? Well, my 2009 calendar is defective because today it says &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/St._Patrick%27s_Day\" target=\"_blank\">St. Patrick&#8217;s Day<\/a>&#8221; when it is really St. Coco&#8217;s Day.  Yes, people. My idol, Coco, came into the world 30 years ago today. I resent that you just thought, &#8220;Only thirty?!&#8221; You better remember that Coco is as fresh as the morning dew on a rose petal and she always will be. Bow down before her greatness.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/Sb-v2gEHwlI\/AAAAAAAAHas\/8JtdRqszaoc\/s1600-h\/cocobirthdayslut.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 288px; height: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/Sb-v2gEHwlI\/AAAAAAAAHas\/8JtdRqszaoc\/s320\/cocobirthdayslut.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314159436175491666\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/dlisted.com\/node\/31149\" target=\"_blank\">Dlisted<\/a> for finding the most elegant Coco photo of all time.<br \/>Thanks to gorgeous blogger <a href=\"http:\/\/ohladye.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Oh Lady E<\/a> for pointing it out.<br \/><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how calendars have all the important holidays printed in them? Well, my 2009 calendar is defective because today it says &#8220;St. Patrick&#8217;s Day&#8221; when it is really St. Coco&#8217;s Day. Yes, people. My idol, Coco, came into the world 30 years ago today. I resent that you just thought, &#8220;Only thirty?!&#8221; You better&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/holiday-confusion\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[88,101,80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-coco","category-holidays","category-obsessions","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}