{"id":1111,"date":"2009-03-12T05:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T12:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=1111"},"modified":"2009-03-12T05:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-12T12:30:00","slug":"note-from-illiterate-guest-blogger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/note-from-illiterate-guest-blogger\/","title":{"rendered":"A Note From an Illiterate Guest Blogger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I asked my gorgeous nephew, Sebastian Berry, to write a post for me.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/12\/holy-chins-fatman.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SbWSs-2j3yI\/AAAAAAAAHW0\/7d2WoHEh93Y\/s320\/IMG_0333.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311312637037109026\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Unfortunately, he is illiterate and has two left feet when it comes to typing.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SbWTAoCxWuI\/AAAAAAAAHW8\/eIoJaOmo9UE\/s1600-h\/IMG_0337.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SbWTAoCxWuI\/AAAAAAAAHW8\/eIoJaOmo9UE\/s320\/IMG_0337.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311312974511692514\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Here&#8217;s his message:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"font-style: italic;\"><p>&#8220;asdfkajdgs345o8dgkjdlk;d ncdfakl  adoifgjg3ra9odfB1.,jupf.cseb dv kmfgs\u00e2\u2030\u00a5lijaer;obdfjlsrv fsgeAILjheraglgdvmklcl\/WRGIHGDZ;sxfjg2q-0fsj;svg;;.dfbje3p0[1qlfsgj;sflpis;fljbg;psop;adfgj.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Makes about as much sense as most stuff you read on the interwebs, actually.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATED TO ADD COMMENT OF THE DAY: From <a href=\"http:\/\/najeema.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Najeema<\/a>: &#8220;And you know, he has the blogger style down pat. Slightly ironic tshirt and no pants. Toss in some ripped stockings and fake eyeglasses and he&#8217;ll be the next big thing on <a href=\"http:\/\/lookbook.nu\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lookbook<\/a>!&#8221; <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I asked my gorgeous nephew, Sebastian Berry, to write a post for me. Unfortunately, he is illiterate and has two left feet when it comes to typing. Here&#8217;s his message: &#8220;asdfkajdgs345o8dgkjdlk;d ncdfakl adoifgjg3ra9odfB1.,jupf.cseb dv kmfgs\u00e2\u2030\u00a5lijaer;obdfjlsrv fsgeAILjheraglgdvmklcl\/WRGIHGDZ;sxfjg2q-0fsj;svg;;.dfbje3p0[1qlfsgj;sflpis;fljbg;psop;adfgj.&#8221; Makes about as much sense as most stuff you read on the interwebs, actually. UPDATED TO ADD COMMENT OF&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/note-from-illiterate-guest-blogger\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15,41,138],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1111","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-gorgeous-family","7":"category-pictures-of-me","8":"category-sebastian-berry","9":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}