{"id":11105,"date":"2011-05-30T23:47:50","date_gmt":"2011-05-31T03:47:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=11105"},"modified":"2011-05-30T23:52:01","modified_gmt":"2011-05-31T03:52:01","slug":"what-wont-be-in-my-next-collection-family-guy-jewelry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/what-wont-be-in-my-next-collection-family-guy-jewelry\/","title":{"rendered":"What Won’t Be in My Next Collection: Family Guy Jewelry"},"content":{"rendered":"

Y’all know I love Family Guy<\/a>.\u00a0 However, as the great philosopher Meat Loaf sang, “I’d do anything for love (but I won’t do that.)”<\/p>\n

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In this case, “that” is a custom-made, 12-carat, ruby-and-diamond Stewie Griffin necklace, like the one purchased by Justin Bieber and inflicted upon my eyes by TMZ.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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When I saw this, I thought, “I haven’t seen anything that disturbing since Mariah Carey’s push present<\/a>!” Lo and behold, this one is by the same jeweler, Jason of Beverly Hills. When it comes to custom work<\/a>, my policy has always been “If you can describe it and pay for it, I’ll make it.” I think I need to revise that to something like, “If you can describe it and pay for it, but it’s hideous, I know a guy in Beverly Hills who can take good care of you.”<\/p>\n

Thanks, sort of, to gorgeous blogger Stef<\/a> for pointing this out to me.<\/p>\n

Another thing that was recently pointed out to me — by Family Guy itself — is that the 1985 “Dancing in the Street” music video by Mick Jagger and David Bowie is the gayest video of all time<\/a>. (“OF ALL TIME!” an imaginary Kanye West screams in my head<\/a>.) I don’t disagree.<\/p>\n

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Y’all know I love Family Guy.\u00a0 However, as the great philosopher Meat Loaf sang, “I’d do anything for love (but I won’t do that.)” In this case, “that” is a custom-made, 12-carat, ruby-and-diamond Stewie Griffin necklace, like the one purchased by Justin Bieber and inflicted upon my eyes by TMZ.com. When I saw this, I…<\/p>\n

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