{"id":1107,"date":"2009-03-07T22:01:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-08T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=1107"},"modified":"2009-03-07T22:01:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-08T05:01:00","slug":"happy-feet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/happy-feet\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Feet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You can&#8217;t be blue if you&#8217;re wearing these shoes by Georgina Goodman. The following shoe traits are known for their antidepressant effects:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Day-Glo pink<\/li>\n<li>Tail fin<\/li>\n<li>Striped soles<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I think these shoes would have felt right at home in Madonna&#8217;s Borderline video. I still want the graffiti skirt and fluorescent shoes from that one. Madonna, call me if you have those in storage somewhere.<br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.my-wardrobe.com\/georgina-goodman\/pink-hilda-peeptoe-court-shoes-by-georgina-goodman\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 219px; height: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SbLe4G3ynSI\/AAAAAAAAHV0\/SkY4rItb-b8\/s320\/471521.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310551966121893154\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.my-wardrobe.com\/georgina-goodman\/pink-hilda-peeptoe-court-shoes-by-georgina-goodman\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SbLe_jNZJRI\/AAAAAAAAHV8\/4WszYvTnhAc\/s320\/l_d2_471521.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310552093987775762\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center; font-style: italic;\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">Shoes for happy feet, now available at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.my-wardrobe.com\/georgina-goodman\/pink-hilda-peeptoe-court-shoes-by-georgina-goodman\" target=\"_blank\">My Wardrobe<\/a> for $577.50<br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<p>I can&#8217;t find a Youtube clip of Steve Martin&#8217;s &#8220;happy feet&#8221; line (<a href=\"http:\/\/www2.warnerbros.com\/happyfeet\/\" target=\"_blank\">the penguins<\/a> got it from HIM), but I did find <a href=\"http:\/\/snltranscripts.jt.org\/76\/76nmono.phtml\" target=\"_blank\">this transcript of a Saturday Night Live monologue<\/a> that has both happy feet and Steve&#8217;s bit on the drug that makes you small. <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Really<\/span> small. Enjoy! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can&#8217;t be blue if you&#8217;re wearing these shoes by Georgina Goodman. The following shoe traits are known for their antidepressant effects: Day-Glo pink Tail fin Striped soles I think these shoes would have felt right at home in Madonna&#8217;s Borderline video. I still want the graffiti skirt and fluorescent shoes from that one. Madonna,&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/happy-feet\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10,31],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1107","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-celebrities","7":"category-shoes","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}