{"id":11041,"date":"2011-05-22T00:30:54","date_gmt":"2011-05-22T04:30:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=11041"},"modified":"2011-06-24T11:54:41","modified_gmt":"2011-06-24T15:54:41","slug":"steal-my-cherry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/steal-my-cherry\/","title":{"rendered":"Steal My Cherry"},"content":{"rendered":"

Get your minds out of gutter! All I’m saying is my 18K gold and ruby cherry necklace is 25% off for the next 24 hours.<\/p>\n

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Normally $1,125, now $845. Click to purchase.<\/p><\/div>\n

This really is a steal considering the price of gold is sky-high these days. Just over a year ago, I wrote a post that was like, “OMG! Gold is over $1,260 an ounce!<\/a>” Now it’s over $1,500 an ounce. Yikes! So get this one while you can.<\/p>\n

And now MY mind is in the gutter, or, more precisely, at One-Eyed Jack’s<\/a>, the brothel in 1990s TV series Twin Peaks. In 2007, when I wrote about Audrey Horne, Sherilyn Fenn’s sex-ay Twin Peaks character,<\/a> I couldn’t find the clip of her tying a cherry stem with her tongue. That trick has been done to death on camera since then — most recently by Fergie in a Dr. Pepper commercial<\/a> — but back in the Twin Peaks era, it was a total shocker. And YouTube has come through with the video. The cherry action starts at 1:20.<\/p>\n

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Get your minds out of gutter! All I’m saying is my 18K gold and ruby cherry necklace is 25% off for the next 24 hours. This really is a steal considering the price of gold is sky-high these days. Just over a year ago, I wrote a post that was like, “OMG! Gold is over…<\/p>\n

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