{"id":1098,"date":"2009-02-27T00:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-27T07:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=1098"},"modified":"2009-02-27T00:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-27T07:30:00","slug":"just-dicking-around","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/just-dicking-around\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Dicking Around"},"content":{"rendered":"

Comedian Roseanne Barr<\/a> (as she formerly was known; now she is just “Roseanne<\/a>“) had a great line: “People say I should be more feminine – well, they can suck my dick.”<\/p>\n

Here’s some more dick for you.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Tricky Dick<\/span>
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\"\"<\/a>Dick in a can<\/span>
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Dick in a box<\/span><\/p>\n

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Dick Cheney on Family Guy<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Kathy “Knock the Dicks Out of Your Mouth<\/a>” Griffin<\/p>\n

<\/span>Kathy Griffin’s famous “Suck it, Jesus” Emmy acceptance speech fits my theme too:
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Dang! That’s what I wanted to say if I ever won an award. Now I’m going to have to come up with something fresh. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Comedian Roseanne Barr (as she formerly was known; now she is just “Roseanne“) had a great line: “People say I should be more feminine – well, they can suck my dick.” Here’s some more dick for you. Tricky Dick Dick in a can Dick in a box Dick Cheney on Family Guy Kathy “Knock the…<\/p>\n

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