{"id":1094,"date":"2009-02-24T00:16:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T07:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=1094"},"modified":"2018-03-04T15:06:43","modified_gmt":"2018-03-04T20:06:43","slug":"ass-flowers-are-new-butt-bow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/ass-flowers-are-new-butt-bow\/","title":{"rendered":"Ass Flowers Are the New Butt Bow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I loved handsome blogger <a href=\"http:\/\/passionofthedale.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Dale<\/a>&#8216;s comment on my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/vanity-fair\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">last post<\/a>, referring to the Zang Toi dress that I wore to an Oscar party: &#8220;Awesome, why do I never get invited? Next time, it&#8217;s flowers on my ass and I&#8217;m a shoo-in!&#8221; Meanwhile, my gorgeous friend Jane, who was at the party, wondered, &#8220;Were the flowers way down on the back of your dress your response to the &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/butt-bows-iz-back-in-fashun\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">butt bow<\/a>&#8216;!?!&#8221; These remarks made me realize that ass flowers are, indeed, the new butt bow. I don&#8217;t mean that butt bows are going out of style &#8212; how could they? &#8212; but if a <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/category\/boob-and-butt-bows\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">butt bow<\/a> is unavailable when urgently needed, you may substitute ass flowers.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2009\/02\/happy-oscar-night.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306256466705633298\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 136px; height: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SaOcJIkb0BI\/AAAAAAAAHS0\/huSeZLovBqg\/s320\/norodbeauty.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">The ass flowers in action<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Separately, thanks to gorgeous blogger <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2009\/02\/walk-mile-in-my-shoes.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Jennine<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/the-coveted.com\/blog\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Coveted<\/a> for <a href=\"http:\/\/the-coveted.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/23\/wendy-brandes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the wonderful post<\/a> she wrote about me after coming over to check out my jewelry designs. As a bonus, she managed to take the only good photo I&#8217;ve ever had of one of my favorite Ossie Clark dresses, previously barely seen <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/09\/head-to-toe-ossie.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">here<\/a>. I&#8217;ve always admired Jennine&#8217;s photography skills.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/the-coveted.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/23\/wendy-brandes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306254960057654834\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SaOaxb3kHjI\/AAAAAAAAHSs\/x0foy_oLTcw\/s320\/3301881958_a3fa3e7949_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">WendyB in Ossie Clark<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Photo by Jennine<\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<p>Jennine is doing London Fashion Week now, so stay tuned to <a href=\"http:\/\/the-coveted.com\/blog\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Coveted<\/a> for more great pictures.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATED TO ADD: My vintage-loving and -selling friend <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/07\/meet-cherie-of-shrimpton-couture.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Cherie of Shrimpton Couture<\/a> got so excited about Jennine&#8217;s photos of my Ossie that she gave me the <a href=\"http:\/\/shrimptoncouture.blogspot.com\/2009\/02\/real-life-vintage-spot-ossie-clark.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">star treatment on her blog<\/a>. She also has a number of Ossies for sale. If you buy one, maybe you will get the star treatment too. Go shopping <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shrimptoncouture.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATED AGAIN TO ADD: Here&#8217;s a picture from the party of me with Jane, who, as I mentioned above, gets credit for the ass flower\/butt bow connection. Jane was wearing a fabulous &#8217;20s-style frock. The long necklace is perfect for that look.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SaQmsiH3z2I\/AAAAAAAAHS8\/hXxOj80gkNc\/s1600-h\/n824760077_6089586_1475.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306408807465209698\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SaQmsiH3z2I\/AAAAAAAAHS8\/hXxOj80gkNc\/s320\/n824760077_6089586_1475.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">WendyB and JaneB.<br \/>\n(We&#8217;re not related except by initial.)<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I loved handsome blogger Dale&#8216;s comment on my last post, referring to the Zang Toi dress that I wore to an Oscar party: &#8220;Awesome, why do I never get invited? Next time, it&#8217;s flowers on my ass and I&#8217;m a shoo-in!&#8221; Meanwhile, my gorgeous friend Jane, who was at the party, wondered, &#8220;Were the flowers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/ass-flowers-are-new-butt-bow\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12,82,61,83,48,41,40,66],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1094","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-blogs-and-bloggers","7":"category-boob-and-butt-bows","8":"category-dresses","9":"category-gorgeous-friends","10":"category-ossie-clark","11":"category-pictures-of-me","12":"category-vintage","13":"category-zang-toi","14":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1094"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39270,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094\/revisions\/39270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}