{"id":1058,"date":"2009-01-23T22:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-24T05:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=1058"},"modified":"2009-01-23T22:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-24T05:30:00","slug":"better-to-have-loved-and-lost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/better-to-have-loved-and-lost\/","title":{"rendered":"Better to Have Loved and Lost"},"content":{"rendered":"

Why didn’t you bitches tell me that my 60-year-old, African-American identical twin was on Jimmy Kimmel Live<\/a>? I would have skipped a Law & Order rerun or ten to check out security guard Veatrice Rice, whom I discovered only after she died of cancer<\/a>. Someday, I hope to be remembered as Jimmy remembers Veatrice while introducing this tribute clip: “Our security guard Veatrice was not a sentimental person…but … actually she had a very foul mouth, to be honest with you.”<\/p>\n

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1:54 to John McCain: “F— you, old man! Back to you a——- in the studio.”<\/span>
(Thanks to Dlisted<\/a> for showing me what I missed)<\/span><\/span> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Why didn’t you bitches tell me that my 60-year-old, African-American identical twin was on Jimmy Kimmel Live? I would have skipped a Law & Order rerun or ten to check out security guard Veatrice Rice, whom I discovered only after she died of cancer. Someday, I hope to be remembered as Jimmy remembers Veatrice while…<\/p>\n

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