{"id":1020,"date":"2008-12-27T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-27T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=1020"},"modified":"2008-12-27T08:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-27T15:00:00","slug":"happy-holiday-jews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/happy-holiday-jews\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Holiday, Jews!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hanukkah isn&#8217;t over yet and I figured since I did a <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/12\/happy-holiday-goyim.html\">holiday post<\/a> for the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Goyim\">goyim<\/a>, the Jews should get one too. Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/labeletterouge.blogspot.com\/\">La Belette Rouge<\/a> for pointing out this parody of Light My Candles from Rent.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/GQ6BwFisGk0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/GQ6BwFisGk0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>When I watch one of these things, I&#8217;m never sure which makes me laugh harder &#8212; the general highlariousness of the performance or my sense of relief that I have not yet been persuaded to dance like an idiot for a YouTube video. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hanukkah isn&#8217;t over yet and I figured since I did a holiday post for the goyim, the Jews should get one too. Thanks to La Belette Rouge for pointing out this parody of Light My Candles from Rent. When I watch one of these things, I&#8217;m never sure which makes me laugh harder &#8212; the&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/happy-holiday-jews\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12,101,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1020","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-blogs-and-bloggers","7":"category-holidays","8":"category-insanity","9":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1020"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}