{"id":1015,"date":"2008-12-22T22:04:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-23T05:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=1015"},"modified":"2008-12-22T22:04:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-23T05:04:00","slug":"hey-hey-charla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/hey-hey-charla\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey, Hey Charla"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’d like to dedicate this craptacular photo of myself — inching into my 41st year in a too-short skirt and red lipstick — to my pink-lipglossed nemesis, How Not to Look Old<\/a> author Charla Krupp.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>I’m wearing a vintage Christian Francis Roth jacket for my 41st birthday, which is today.<\/span>
Yeah, I’m old, sluts!
Deal with it.<\/span>
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If you’re old enough to recognize the song reference in the title without my prompting you, you are even more ancient than I am.<\/p>\n

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Hey Paula<\/span><\/p>\n

By the way, if you haven’t gone over to Grant Miller Media<\/a> to vote for me to win the prestigious Drysdale Award<\/a> categories of Blog With the Most Pictures of the Blogger<\/a> and Blog With the Most Swears<\/a>, what the fuck are you waiting for? It’s my birthday, motherfuckers!<\/p>\n

UPDATED TO ADD: Just go here<\/a> and vote on the left side of the screen. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’d like to dedicate this craptacular photo of myself — inching into my 41st year in a too-short skirt and red lipstick — to my pink-lipglossed nemesis, How Not to Look Old author Charla Krupp. I’m wearing a vintage Christian Francis Roth jacket for my 41st birthday, which is today.Yeah, I’m old, sluts!Deal with it….<\/p>\n

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