{"id":1004,"date":"2008-12-16T22:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=1004"},"modified":"2008-12-16T22:01:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T05:01:00","slug":"marc-jacobs-hates-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/marc-jacobs-hates-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Marc Jacobs Hates Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/08\/this-look-should-be-saved-for-beach.html\">Marc Jacobs<\/a> is trying to drive me crazy. Here&#8217;s the evidence.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thefashiontime.com\/2008\/12\/graffity-collection-by-louis-vuitton\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 360px; height: 293px;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SUa4RwFAC7I\/AAAAAAAAG1w\/oT6gPdeE6GA\/s400\/marc-jacobs-naked-stephen-sprouse-bag-harpers-bazaar-1-de-53847929.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280110228241648562\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefashiontime.com\/2008\/12\/graffity-collection-by-louis-vuitton\/\">Photo<\/a> borrowed from the sexy bitches at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefashiontime.com\/\">The Fashion Time Magazine,<\/a><br \/>who borrowed it from the sexy bitches at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.harpersbazaar.com\/magazine\/feature-articles\/marc-jacobs-exposed-louis-vuitton-it-bag-0109\">Harper&#8217;s Bazaar,<\/a><br \/>who didn&#8217;t borrow it from anyone.<br \/><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Remind me to avoid shaking his hand.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATED TO ADD: I just got the January issue of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.harpersbazaar.com\/magazine\/feature-articles\/marc-jacobs-exposed-louis-vuitton-it-bag-0109\">Harper&#8217;s Bazaar<\/a> (which is as slender as cover girl Victoria Beckham) and unwittingly opened it to the full-size version of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.harpersbazaar.com\/magazine\/feature-articles\/marc-jacobs-exposed-louis-vuitton-lookbook-0109\">Marc Jacobs<\/a> picture posted above. This photo is even more disturbing when printed in a larger size on glossy paper. Proceed with caution.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATED AGAIN TO ADD: I regret not titling this post, &#8220;Does My Dick Look Big In This?&#8221; <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marc Jacobs is trying to drive me crazy. Here&#8217;s the evidence. Photo borrowed from the sexy bitches at The Fashion Time Magazine,who borrowed it from the sexy bitches at Harper&#8217;s Bazaar,who didn&#8217;t borrow it from anyone. Remind me to avoid shaking his hand. UPDATED TO ADD: I just got the January issue of Harper&#8217;s Bazaar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/marc-jacobs-hates-me\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[65,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1004","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-designers","7":"category-insanity","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1004\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}