{"id":1004,"date":"2008-12-16T22:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=1004"},"modified":"2008-12-16T22:01:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T05:01:00","slug":"marc-jacobs-hates-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/marc-jacobs-hates-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Marc Jacobs Hates Me"},"content":{"rendered":"

Marc Jacobs<\/a> is trying to drive me crazy. Here’s the evidence.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Photo<\/a> borrowed from the sexy bitches at The Fashion Time Magazine,<\/a>
who borrowed it from the sexy bitches at Harper’s Bazaar,<\/a>
who didn’t borrow it from anyone.
<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

Remind me to avoid shaking his hand.<\/p>\n

UPDATED TO ADD: I just got the January issue of Harper’s Bazaar<\/a> (which is as slender as cover girl Victoria Beckham) and unwittingly opened it to the full-size version of the Marc Jacobs<\/a> picture posted above. This photo is even more disturbing when printed in a larger size on glossy paper. Proceed with caution.<\/p>\n

UPDATED AGAIN TO ADD: I regret not titling this post, “Does My Dick Look Big In This?” <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Marc Jacobs is trying to drive me crazy. Here’s the evidence. Photo borrowed from the sexy bitches at The Fashion Time Magazine,who borrowed it from the sexy bitches at Harper’s Bazaar,who didn’t borrow it from anyone. Remind me to avoid shaking his hand. UPDATED TO ADD: I just got the January issue of Harper’s Bazaar…<\/p>\n

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