Guess what? I’m in South Africa. Here’s what I wore to a dinner in Johannesburg on Saturday night.
Animal prints are very hot here. I saw a lot of them after we left Joburg to go on safari. First, I met two cheetahs who were dining on an impala. Shortly after I took this photo, I noticed that one cheetah had to lie down with a big distended belly like a human after Thanksgiving.
After that, I saw a lazy-ass leopard cub snoozing in a tree.
Our guide explained that he was waiting for his mother to bring back something to eat. I’ve been thinking of Will Ferrell in Wedding Crashers ever since.