Thanks to Poodle Analytics and Feedjit, I know that I’ve gotten quite a bit of traffic from people searching for “Wendy 4 purple dress.” I imagined that “Wendy 4 Purple” was the name of an inexpensive, teen-oriented clothing line and, because I’ve seen plenty of that schlock, I didn’t investigate further. A few days ago, it occurred to me that the search request was more like “Wendy 4” and “purple dress.” I doubted that any one purple dress was the subject of so much interest, so I finally did my own search. The top result for “Wendy 4 purple dress” was a post of mine that included this picture:
Delete a space and it’s a whole different story. “Wendy4 purple dress” leads to photos of Wendy Combattente, aka Wendy 4, who describes herself as an all-natural 32J.
Well! That’s quite a difference, isn’t it? I feel sorry for anyone who came here only to be disappointed by my non-Rocky-Mountain-sized bosom. Even my more bosom-y purple dress would be poor consolation. I love to help people in need, so here goes: if you’re looking to have a wank over Wendy 4’s all-natural 32Js ….
Monthly membership is $24.95, and the site is updated three times a week. You’re welcome!
UPDATED TO ADD: Speaking of purple, I’m still on the hunt for the purple lipstick of my dreams. I ordered MAC’s new Goes and Goes Pro Longwear Lipcreme. It looks pretty promising. After I tried it on, I put on MAC’s Violetta … then Up the Amp on top of both. Now it looks like I ate Barney.
What a kind soul you are, helping out all those guys.
Any wonder then that the anti-spam word is “hohoho” lol.
lol – amazing! I like your dress oh so much better – who knew though that wendy 4 would be able to pull off SO many different hair colors and styles. fabulous.
*sings her anti-spam word* There’s a place in “France” where the fembots wear no bras/there’s a hole in the wall where you can gasp in awe lol!
I’d rather admire your amazing bosom than the basketball bosom of the Wendy 4 fembot, as yours would knock me out while hers would knock me into a coma… eek!
all natural my ass…
Ah, the joys of blogging and analytics!
Those knockers are so not real! BTW I want your purple dress.
That’s hilarious. Poor Wendy4… she looks ridiculous. WendyB on the other hand… H.O.T.
LOL! I don’t think anyone should be disappointed at your photo… 🙂
sharon rose says
LOL, how hilarious, of course she’s a natural haha!! Adore your purple dress, that was a fantastic buy! x
Aggie@Elements Magazine says
Er, 32J? How can her spine support all that weight? So heavy…
fashion butter says
WOW. And I thought I had a hard time finding shirts.
Make Do Style says
Don’t let Henry see this post he might blush!
Miss Peelpants says
You, on the other hand, look amazing in that dress. Well done you!
I have been staring at this with my mouth open for about five minutes. I have come to the conclusion that while Wendy4 may please boob and butt guys with her bosom, I would be very much pleased with your purple dress.
The Well-Appointed Catwalk says
Ahahaha! This is hysterical! I share my name with a model/actress, so a Google search for me turns up a whole lot of topless photos of her circa 1975, mostly on German sites.
Women can have too much of a good thing going, I think. That being said, in the words immortalized by Goldilocks, ‘your more bosom-y is jusssst right’.
ps – must put Derick and Clive on iPod.
fashion herald says
Whoa, that’s a lot of bosom for first thing in the morning! I love your poodle search posts.
My oh my, are those some bazooms! I’ve no words for that.
As for purple lipstick, if you can find it still, in the Venomous Villains Maleficent collection, there is a purple color… Dark Deed. As the name says, it is dark, but it’s a very nice color and it might suit you well! I totally wanted to try on Violetta, but it was sold out when I went to my local MAC counter 🙁 I’m on a purple/fuchsia lipstick kick these days.
I once read about a man who stopped believing in God when he learned about the Elephant Man.
That’s how I’d feel if I believed in these “natural” 32J breasts.
Also, I just sang the alphabet to see how many letters come between “D” and “J.” Yikes.
Wow! Those are some big eggplants. Funny post today. Hee!
pretty (face) says
ahaha, I think her dress JUST has the edge. But I still love yours. xx
Hysterical! Um your “look” is WAY better! lol Love the Purple Leo print!
Miss Janey says
Love the purple leopard…
The logistics of Wendy 4’s bosom confuse me. Like, does she have to wear a custom-made back brace under her purple dress? Does she have to take care to keep her chin up so she doesn’t accidentally smother herself in her own cleavage? Yikes. Anyhoo, nobody can wear leopard print like you can, WendyB, and purple leopard print no less! Nicely done.
Oh I cant stop laughing that is hilarious Xxxx
well thank you for making me laugh!
i think you look FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC in this gorgeous dress! and your hair and makeup look divine, too!
wendy with the 32J (!?!?!??!?!?) is scaring the hell out of me!
have a fab weekend!
La Belette Rouge says
Must see a picture of your new and improved purple pout. I am sure it is more impressive than that woman’s impressive bosom.
Wowza. Haha, that was a bit unexpected!!
Wow. . Wendy4 is. . eye-popping. Still prefer your purple dress.
MEEEOOOOWZA that purple leopard is hot! this whole entry cracked me up!
Ugh, I am repelled by the giant boobs on that woman!
I like the photo of you MUCH better.
Topaz Horizon says
Good Lord, WEndyB, you never fail to crack me up!
And I just want to add that you look MARVELOUS in that particular purple dress. Absolutely stunning =)
So… I’m scrolling through your blog and my husband looks over my shoulder and asks ‘What are you looking at?’
Um, duh… clearly a pair of natural 32Js…
You and a whole lot of other people!
maya griggs says
wow, mac’s goes and goes lipstick looks pretty. i have two purple lipsticks: Maybelline’s Madison Mauve (i would call it purple) and Revlon’s Wild Orchid. The second one is VERY VERY bright!
Christina Lindsay says
Dear Wendy, that dress is fabulous on you! Thank God you don’t have “natural” 32J’s! xx
That’s hilarious! Loved this post. People searching on some really odd has-NOTHING-to-do-with-my-label key words also unfortuitously land on my blog. Freakiest one had to be “I hate people with the last name Zhang.” Yikes! Then why click into a website called Taryn Zhang!? People!
Prêt à Porter P says
lol! You crack me up. She is like a reverse Coco. For the record I prefer your purple dress.
OMG! Hilarious! I like your purple dress MUCH better.
miss j says
LOlZ. I can\’t believe you just wrote the \”w\” word! You crack me up Miss W.Oops that\’s another \”W\”!. xxx Besos.
I loooooove your dress! Details on where to buy?