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All I Want for Christmas Is Hot Coco

December 5, 2008 by WendyB


I don’t know how anyone picked out just 101 sexiest Coco looks for this magazine, when every second of Coco’s life is sexier than the last. There would be so much to choose from! It should be “10 million sexiest looks.”

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  1. shoeaddict says

    December 5, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    I saw this over at DListed and thought of you.

  2. quoththeraven says

    December 5, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    That image is unreal. It looks like a cartoon character.

  3. Suze says

    December 5, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    I see Christmas came early for her biggest fan!

  4. Isabel says

    December 5, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Bahaha! She has the strangest nearly naked female body I’ve ever seen!

  5. LENORENEVERMORE says

    December 5, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    My!…bigger is not better, well…my humble opinion doesn’t count these days. We are indeed such complex creatures 😉

  6. Savvy Mode SG says

    December 5, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    she look really good.

  7. enc says

    December 5, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    I feel inadequate.

  8. pamelaannedavis says

    December 5, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    Honestly her chest scares me. I fine with the Kama Sutra for thrills I say no to Coco.

  9. THE HOUSE OF STYLE says

    December 5, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    wow what a cover!scandalous ;o)
    muah
    Marian

  10. Miss Janey says

    December 5, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    Is it even possible to have this body w/o some kind of enhancements? Not knocking her… just wondering.

  11. TheShoeGirl says

    December 5, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!

    I love you WendyB!

  12. K.Line says

    December 5, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    Ha! As soon as I saw the subject title, I knew what I was in for!!

  13. Krystal says

    December 5, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    aaaaahhahahahahaaaa!!! yes! xo

  14. AsianCajuns says

    December 5, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    That is some scary photoshopping. It’s amazing you can see her ribs under all that boobage!

  15. La Belette Rouge says

    December 5, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    I am not sure why but I always assumed that Coco wasn’t real. Okay, I know she isn’t “real”. But, I didn’t know that was her name. I am afraid to google her name. I am horrified to discover what I might fine.

  16. Alison says

    December 5, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    i think i just developped an inferiority complex

  17. Ashe Mischief says

    December 5, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    If I were a corset maker, I’d be itching to get my hands on her body. She’d be able to put Kathy Jung and Dita to shame!

  18. Songy says

    December 5, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    I don’t know this woman but man that waist is …mm.

  19. Sharon Rose says

    December 6, 2008 at 1:23 am

    Hi there-she must have a 2009 calendar out, maybe you can get one for your christmas stocking!

  20. Fashion_Girl22 says

    December 6, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    Photoshop much? 😛

  21. Super Kawaii Mama says

    December 6, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    I’ve never heard of this woman but she looks to have some malformation issues. Either that or a case off to Google her now to discover this mysterious appeal.
    Oh and my security word today is “impair” Hahah!

  22. WendyB says

    December 6, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    SKM, just click on the label Coco on this blog and you can read my many tributes to her beauteousness.

  23. -h of candid cool says

    December 6, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    you know if coco & ice t (and oh my goodness, just as i typed this it just occurred to me that they are both beverages!!!)
    ever break up, there's no hope for the rest of us…

  24. Deirdre says

    December 7, 2008 at 8:09 am

    LMAO they are both beverages.

    You could go far on that theme — all kinds of drink related decorations around the house.

    I can’t get over her high round hips. That woman has some serious ass. In a good way. Is it natural?

  25. Practically Perfect In Every Way says

    December 7, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    like a work of art!

  26. Iheartfashion says

    December 7, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    Wow.
    That bikini top is really straining under the pressure.

  27. gracie o says

    December 7, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    Coco, her ass, and Ice-T, live about 15 mins away from me!

  28. pistols at dawn says

    December 7, 2008 at 11:54 pm

    I’m sure at like picture 500, they realized they’d never need to publish any articles ever again and decided (unfortunately) to go a different direction.

  29. TheSundayBest says

    December 8, 2008 at 12:48 am

    I don’t know who this is, and I feel like less of a man for it.

  30. cybill says

    December 8, 2008 at 4:43 am

    Those underpants look a little painful, no wonder she’s taking them off.

  31. ambika says

    December 8, 2008 at 10:31 am

    They photoshopped out the corners on her breasts. Seriously, they’re square. Worst implants. ever. But you gotta love it.

  32. Karen says

    December 8, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    I love the name Coco as it is the name of my favorite designer of all time, Deja Pseu’s King Charles Spaniel, as well as my cat.

    Rock on, Coco!

  33. Alya says

    December 9, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    Umm.. I am lost for words..

    Actually no I’m not. WHAT THE HELL??? Why can we see her ribs?

    It looks like she’s sucking in her stomach but all the air went into her boobs.

  34. etoilee8 says

    December 10, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    I knew you wouldn’t let this beautiful gem of a cover pass you by.

  35. Aggie@Elements Magazine says

    July 30, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    No idea who this Coco person is, but the only other person who has a body like that is Barbie, and she’s all plastic.

    With all the ribs showing under the giant mass of boobs and ass, it’s a surprise that her spine hasn’t snapped!

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